im made out of pixels

If you’re going to space. You have to be prepared to fuck the aliens. Or like at least one person on your crew does I get that it’s not everyone’s thing. I’m just saying. Someone’s gotta do it.

never i repeat never put on time warp at a party unless you want the theatre kids to destroy your house

a bold assumption to think I would allow theatre kids within even 500 feet of my home

Words cannot even describe how blown away I am right now. To see all this work in print is absolutely insane! Everything came out beautifully and I’m so excited to share it very very soon!! 🤖💖🤖

This is the opposite of that one video where a guy walks towards a group of cats wearing a cat mask only for all of them to run away from him.

thor never had a twink phase he came out of the womb shredded he was like one of those extremely buff renaissance babies

#this is an exact quote from peter parker himself

Coming in 2017: Tank Monkeys vs Nuclear Spiders

oh my god i just killed it in the mcdonalds drive thru

she heard my order exactly, i didn’t stutter, no uhhhh from me. clean, normal human interaction, just a fluid conversation. so cool

it’s so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you can’t figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.

a cat stuck outside a bathroom door ghost-wrote this

Op the fact that size doesn’t deter you but the principal of the matter and the metaphorical ramifications of sexing Godzilla makes you the perfect 2018 mood honestly

This is the nicest addition to this post I’ve gotten. Its mostly other monsterfuckers calling me a coward.

Why do I constantly get attacked on this site

the guy who has his life figured out is mario