Dumb Shit I Did In High School (a post by the wonderful and amazing E)
don't mind the sign off I am refusing to choose a name out of spite. I love this collective :P
Anyways, as I was a) a very broke and dumb high school (and later collage) student, b) enabled by my equally batshit insane housemates, and c) was a theater kid without a theater, I got up to some WILD SHIT in my source.
and you get to hear me talk about it >:)
Things I Did (Without Housemates):
somehow managed to avoid all forms of drugs because half my teachers were either in the mafia or an undercover SWAT officer
Get really into vigilantism, killed a couple assholes and somehow still avoided ever facing repercussions????
Went nocturnal for a hot minute and learnt a lot of REALLY good ramen recipes. did know you Golden Carrots taste like meat if you marinate them in healing potions for a couple hours
Accidentally asked my crush out to prom a week early, and didn't realize until he said something about it
I started revenge spiking the punch at any parties by just pouring a shit ton of regen potions in there. counteracted the alcohol apparently
spiritually adopted three children, two of which were in the grade below me and the other was a senior at 15
technically potions were illegal but the cops brought them from me so idk what that was about
made an alliance with a trio of lesbians and swore to defend them to my dying breath. I crowned as 'the only non lesbian to receive favor from the moon' which uh. what
lost my eye during a fucking shootout between SWAT and the mafia, I generally don't care about this but apparently this is weird
ragebaited the guy who tried to kill my housemate so badly he tried to push me off a roof
I actually basically lived on the roof of my house. fucking loved it up there
we didn't have a library at our school so I ran one illegally out of my locker
technically never went to an actually collage, I just did a bunch of trade programs to distract myself from The Grief
continued to spiritually adopt children, although one was technically a legal adoption
after all the bullshit during my senior year went down, I actually got to leave due to witness protection, but within three months I already ran away back to my old server. yknow where hell breaks loose on the daily
while in said trade programs I was literally the only one following OSHA laws so I'm not unhinged here EVERYBODY ELSE was
had an unhealthy addiction to mixing potions into the wildest sodas lol. hey was alcohol or drugs at least
apparently my parents had another kid so one day this guy who looked like me showed up at the high school and I had an existential crisis for a week before talking to them
Things I Did, Housemates Included Edition:
Found and took over an abandoned building, and proceeded to live there literally the entire time we were on the server. hey no rent lol
At least three of us got involved with the police being assholes, pretty sure we broke in and stole their guns as punishment during collage
during high school we were all part of a group that broke into this one guy's dad's house to collect money for the mafia
We didn't really have food so we just. stole almost everything. the local marker had like one guy working at it and he was always stoned so it worked
We did a lot of breaking and entering lol
most of us were just dumped onto the streets during elementary school so there's a lot of unhinged things that stemmed that alone. which is also probably why I'm like this huh
I never had a job but I did all the repair work on our house, and also made meals for everybody else. this is why I was just the default 'parent' figure. I was actually one of the younger ones lol
like. years later. when the Asshole who ruined our lives finally kicked the bucket our whole living class 1) stole his body 2) held a funeral 3) desecrated the corpse 4) had a BANGER party while doing so
^ that was the first time we had all seen each other in years. we didn't plan this everybody just craved violence lol
like. kinda obvs none of our parents liked us but when I finally returned to the server I found out that one of my spiritually adopted kids ran away after his parents tried to kill him
this isn't a full list this is just what came to mind lol - E