squidsavior:
OH!! COD!! OH!! FUCK!!
The joke was not taken too kindly! And they were grabbed…
This is fine.
“Haha… well.” Nervous laughter came out of the squid kid, while an attempt at a friendly smile.
“Is somethin’ the matter?”
❛ You just said that...and then ask WHAT THE MATTER IS!? LOOK HERE, CRETIN. Those disgusting things you dared to call “Mr. Dodo Ice Pops” are fake! Now THIS is the real thing... ❜
As he spoke, his free hand moved towards one of his jacket pockets and he pulled out...an authentic Mr. Dodo Ice Pop™.
❛ Observe the appealing color and shape, the taste being out of this world as well. Unfortunately for YOU, you shall never experience the latter. ❜



















