*claps*

how are all these scottish people so like……right all the time

hard to believe we’re only 3 years out of the glee era. feels like glee was cancelled in 1880

The first caveman to ever lie down must have been like mate get down here this shit is class!!!!!

my friend keeps saying “chicken little is a lesbian but go off i guess” in Real Life and without being provoked

“there’s a lot to unpack here” is the academic equivalent of “yikes”

if people called you a “weird kid” when you were little there’s a 90% you ended up gay

this is performance art

This is the millennial experience

i’m her imaginary bald spot

I don’t wanna think about what would happen if he didn’t apologize and quit filming.

my favorite version of myself is when i get out of the shower and the mirror is so steamy i am just a blurry mass of color with no identity or defining physical characteristics. she kills it