mikey + FRIENDS!!!

I always have to start the New Years with this picture.

this has been in my queue since 2017

"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

extremely fucked up that the only way out is through

Yeah okay ill reblog that

america may crumble and fall like the roman empire, but mcr is sending out cryptic messages again so

little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

little miss awful body temperature regulation has put his hoodie back on

"use chatgpt" that's the devil talking. buy four caffeinated drinks and pull an all nighter. this is the way.

i may lose 5% for a late submission, but at least no one can deny that i wrote it with my own tits i mean brain

That punchline hit me like a sack of wet mice