Reaching for the stars!

god everything sucks. i'm gonna kill [remembers suicidal thoughts are bad for me][remembers whose fault it all really is] my dad

It's getting cold out! Remember! Your partner's hoodies are yours now.

Or! Your hoodies are your partner’s now.

How do PTA meetings work in real life I only know about them from television

your music teacher tries to find out if you’re being abused at home afterwards and then everyone else just joins your parents in gossiping about how much you suck

eyyyyy biting gang rise up!

YES! BITING IS GOOD CITIZENSHIP NOW?

biting is PERFECT citizenship 👍

life pro tip: pokemon held item rules apply to you too. hold onto a single berry and eat it when you feel weak. hold onto your leftovers to nibble at throughout the day to regain stamina. hold onto ultranecrozium z to attack your foes with the light that burns the sky.

Did I ever tell anyone that one time I reverse engineered an RKS memory disc and made a new one that’s literally useless except it lets my Silvally play various songs and meme sound effects

You turned a Pokémon into a Gliscord Soundboard.

So, you're the Galar Champion. If you don't mind me asking, what was it like taking over from Leon? I thought he'd never be beaten when I was younger.

AHHHHH UH. Funny story! Leon wasn’t the one I defeated, at least not to win my champion title. This kid named Blake actually did, and then I came along to beat them.

“this kid named Blake” I’m right here dumbass also I’m older than you

A. Hi