i really wish i was eating mangoes right now

yooo how do I get out lol 😂 how do i get out of here 😅😭

The exception is cheesy local commercials. Those should be the only ads. I will listen to someone who runs a store in my city doing an awkward rap. We once had a furniture store with these awful CGI ads and the slogan "where the deals are so low, it's almost criminal!" and then they got shut down, by the cops, because it turned out. It turned out the deals were so low because. You're not going to believe this but the prices were so low it was in fact

#how long have we been holding on to this one?

i’ve had this queued for 365 days

Kid with a bluey backpack on the flight to Sydney this must be his mecca

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

i can't do secret hidden lore or leave things up to imagination because i like showing people things too much . i'm like check it out do you like my story here's every single thing that has ever happened in it . i'm too excited for tacit implications i like to show off my characters like someone shows off their pet kitty that they put a cute hat on

my birthday is in july! :)

Would u rather have one dollar or two dollars

honesly I have to go with two dollards because when your add it up it's worth more than ome dollar

The Gaslighting Magician: This is your card

i step outside and immediately get irritated

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less