Nah...

the fucking eagles got him

Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

Yes it’s called the mammalian diving response and it’s also why doing face masks and taking a shower is soothing. Our amphibian ancestors used this mechanism to slow down the heartbeat and lower body temperature so as not to waste calories while swimming (which is very calorie intensive). It makes you feel safe because predators are less likely to get you in water than on land. The fish brain is alive and well in all of us.

My amphibian ancestors gave me the instinct to dissociate in the shower for hours on end

Me in the winter

Please do not miss the tiny socks

WHAT NOOO HOW DID I MISS THAT

Simba was able to defeat Scar in the Lion King because he’d been getting pure protein gains on a diet of insects for years living with Timone and Pumba.

From a dinosaur’s point of view we live in the post-apocalyptic future

what, from the bottom of my heart, the fuck

xxx

God of lesbians