onomatopoeia

Flash cards...get it?

I find your lack of Star Wars references disturbing.

DOH!

The geniuses have been found!

Yet another example of stupid people at Walmart. The lines tell you it's not a parking spot, genius!

What the 7 year-old searches for when the laptop is left in her room.

There might be a legitimate reason for this, but my immediate thought is bike thief!

7 year-old adopted daugter: Sonja asked if I was British.

Depends on the question... If the question is what's for dinner, trees are not the answer (unless you're a koala, giraffe, or other animal herbivore).

Worst parking job ever! If you can't quite make it out, that white car is parked in a handicap parking space directly behind a PT Cruiser which was already parked in the same handicap space.

Come and get me, coppers!

Not only did I get my toy back, but I stole your treat!

My sister’s plan failed! BWA-HAHAHA!!

Perfect phone for a three-way (conversation)... Poly-phonic!

Redundant names I hate- 1) ATM machine (automated teller machine machine), 2) Pin number (personal identification number number), 3) UMB bank (United Missouri Bank bank), and the worst one 4) GCO Carpet Outlet (Georgia Carpet Outlet carpet outlet) .

This arm rest feels so comfy under my head... I wonder how it would feel under my paws... Ah, that's wonderful!