hope i am not only a cherished mutual but also someone you would fuck

Idk why but laying on your back in a florescent lit grocery store aisle at 4 am has got to be the height of peacefulness

ive never been naked and if you have you’re disgusting

your baby's first word was "dada"? lol, cute. i bet he doesn't know what dadaism even is. my baby's first word was "sepulchritude" and he enunciated it perfectly.

You are “baby” you say? I wish you were “dead”

So who tf wants to pay for my tattoos

i dont read film reviews i just see what my gay mutuals are saying about it & base my judgement on that

my wife likes to put me in the microwave

i love her

my head is a bird cage

I edited the text post now stop yelling at me I did not know