pokemon fag and pokemon dyke

every movie about the profoundness of friendship between two men or two women is actually gay so jot that down

im a simple gal. people raise their voices at me, i cry for an hour

Human beings be like I must create something or i will kill myself

“but being abused made you so kind!” being abused made me terrified of being anything less than perfectly accommodating and pleasing in an effort to protect myself from the violence my abuser reacted with but okay whatever

Okay but that’s not some Gilbert Gottfried ‘RAAAK POLLY WANNA CRACKER’ this raven actually sounds like a person what the fuck

Imagine walking into a forest with a bunch of ravens and they start saying some scary messed up stuff “you’re gonna die” and “no one can hear you”. Then it turns out there was a gruesome murder and the Ravens heard it all.

nevermore.

if i don’t experience tenderness soon i’ll violently die

mike’s hard chamomile tea

absolutely obsessed with the romanticism of having a locket with a picture of your beloved tucked inside