hello

im so thankful for bread and what its done for us as a society. u can put so many things on it. u can toast it. u can dip it in soup. where would we be without you bread. in a bad fucking place let me tell you

enemies to lovers romance between me and myself

normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

if i’m sharing it on tumblr it’s still privacy sorry u can’t convince me otherwise this is my house

i trust that all 31k of u will keep this a secret

Itd be funny as fuck if the world operated like how people with social anxiety think it does. Like what if you got on a bus and everyone was like wow look at that piece of shit loser. Get off the bus you ugly bastard

It certainly does not feel like January

It’s the tenth month of March in a row