OUR LOVE IS A CONSPIRANCY

UFFFF, cleaning the spider web off of my dear blog... but look what I found ya'll!!!

 Somebody kindly translated this lost jewel for us the taecjay army. So  bananacheesepotpie, whoever you are, you have my undying love:

So basically, the Mc asked Jay about the mebers's virtues:

Jay: For Khun, at night, he's very calm. Very quiet.

Khun: Peaceful.

Jay: And for taecyeon, he doesn't sleep (What a troll!!!)

DJ: Is that a good point?

Jay: Oh wait.....for taec...taec....... Taec throttles him by the neck.

Jay: Taec... let me think and come back to him....So for Junho, he smiles a lot. Uselessly. -Laughs-

DJ: Is that a good point?

Junho: I think it's better for Jay not to talk.

DJ: Nah, go on

Jay: But, however, whenever my mood's down or I feel depressed, I need useless laughter and smiles. After seeing him, my mood lifts and becomes better. And for Junsu....

-pauses-

So wooyoung

Chansung and Junsu: Wait, Why are you skipping us?

Jay: I'll come back to you later so....as for wooyoung, he's very lovable and funny and fun and he cleans well also. (lol. wooyoung looks secretly pleased.)

And as for chansung, since he's the youngest (maknae), I can just order him around.

-Wooyoung and others laugh.-

Jay: And as for Junsu, he likes turning up his music extremely loud in his room. (junsu laughs)

DJ: Is that a good point? (lol)

Jay: Of course, I like to listen to it.......Taecyeon, I found something for Taecyeon.

Some dude: Cooking

Jay: So when I'm sleeping, it's really dark, but Taecyeon is always playing on his computer. Once I see that, I can go to sleep peacefully.

Some dude: These are all very interesting compliments...

DJ: So what exactly do you do on the computer?

Taec: I play games, but to be honest, Chansung, Jay, and I are the type to play games late at night...

Jay: But not nowadays.

Taec: yes, not these days. We're too tired, so we just sleep.

DJ: ....So these were all pretty interesting compliments..(laughs)... Very cute. (referring to Jay)

KYAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! *_*fangirl mode on. So basically Jay slept with Taec uh? I can picture Taec gleefully glaring Jay while expecting his compliment, but of course, Jay had to troll first lol.

Because I just got robbed twice and I need to leave the real world for a little bit...

One of my favorites taecjay pictures ever. I love this picture simply  because they seem sooooo intimate in this. Taec being the normal Jaystalker that he is and our favorite little touch-me-and-you-die leadja being surprinsingly calm while sitting on Taec's lap. A rare phenomenon only seen every two centuries. Fortunately, they were cameras to   preserv the moment for yaoiwatchers.