Fuck Yeah Equestrians

[Tiny Spider: Terrifying, Giant Horsefly: Let me at it!]

[See someone wearing knee-high boots. Automatically assume they are on their way to the barn]

[Horse grows giant fluffy winter coat. Rolls. Coats every single hair in mud and manure.]

[You can't afford a pair of boots that keeps your feet dry. Horse gets four new shoes with studs so he won't slip.]

[Horse is too furry for a saddle. "Oh well, I'll just ride bareback!"]

[All the things on your holiday wishlist are actually for your horse.]

That's all, resume normal operations.

[Text: Horse is snuggly warm in his new blanket. Horse's friends help him remove blanket and drag it around the pasture.]

[Text: Choose every winter hat, based on its potential to fit under a helmet.]

[Image: 8-piece alternating green and brown background with a yawning paint horse. Text reads:  Buy all the candy canes in the store. Take them all to the barn.]

[Image: 8-piece alternating green and brown background with a yawning paint horse. Text reads:  Watch a movie with your family / spend the whole time critiquing the actors' riding ability.]

[Image: 8-piece alternating green and brown background with a yawning paint horse. Text reads:  House has no holiday decorations / Can barely see horse's stall under garlands and lights]

[Image: 8-piece alternating green and brown background with a yawning paint horse. Text reads:  People ask what you are thankful for / "My Horse"]

[Image: 8-piece alternating green and brown background with a yawning paint horse. Text reads:  Can never find winter gloves / can always find riding gloves.]

[Image: 8-piece alternating green and brown background with a yawning paint horse. Text reads:  Sprain wrist / make vetrap support bandage.]

[Image: 8-piece alternating green and brown background with a yawning paint horse. Text reads:  Fruit Bowl in the kitchen is full of apples and carrots / Don't you dare eat those]

[Image: 8-piece alternating green and brown background with a yawning paint horse. Text reads:  New horse trailer / cost more than your house.]