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@fyeahredeye

Red Eye on FNC. Because tumblr can always use more witty, homoerotic late-night weirdness. Not affiliated with Red Eye, Greg Gutfeld, or anyone you care about. May contain traces of libertarianism and sick, sordid perversion. [status] "" - TV's Andy Levy "Oh dear." - Michael Moynihan "so tumblr just recommended me a blog that apparently ships the reporters of fox news" - a confused blogger "Welcome to Red Eye on Tumblr. We are few, but really fucking erotic."- bonerxtime tags Greg / Andy / Bill (brot3 tbh) video: Red Eye video: other appearances twitter nonsense quotes gifs texts from Red Eye Hobo Carl personal blog

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first time i’ve logged in to this account since female nipplegate and i feel compelled to let y’all know -

#obviously i have to appeal this #does the original video even exist anymore? this is a historical document #bill schulz

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“Sorry, internet, we don’t have a bleeper.”

#WHAT THE HAP IS FUCKENING!!!!!!!!!!!

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i hate to crack wise abt anything related to the orlando shooting but?? surely right-wing media gurus locking lips as an anti-islam protest belongs on one of those “reasons 2016 isnt real” posts

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Milo Yiannopoulos & Gavin McInnes in Orlando

fyeahredeye

2013!me is seizing rn

#2016!me died back in 2015 and is free to laugh in the spirit world without holding actual opinions

planetthorburn

Goodbye Red Eye iPhone case. You served me well in good times and bad.

Despite the deterioration of the artwork, I find the where it got scuffed to be surprisingly appropriate. The Red Eye logo, Greg and Bill all got scratched off. Only Andy remains…such as with the show now.

#NO..

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@Gavin_McInnes

fyeahredeye

he..............just realized this?

#honestly gavin...................

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The Signs as Fox News Personalities

hobocarl

Pisces: Not sean hannity

#WE SAID WE'RE SORRY

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Bill Schulz

Veteran of the War on Christmas

#ohmy god! ohm y god!!#when ur scrolling the dash and u unexpectedly see Him #bill schulz #fivefanphotoshops is the actual best

fyeahredeye

all credit to levytarian it’s just that i literally scream “OH mY god” every time i look at this and it’s even cuter out of context

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so tumblr just recommended me a blog that apparently ships the reporters of fox news

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So tumblr just recommended me a post about tumblr recommending a blog that apparently ships the reporters of fox news

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that ship…has sailed :’(

fyeahredeye

SHUT UP, DONT MAKE ME CRY

alistairing

Red Eye people are my favorite people on this site, I love all of them

#still tru ;____;

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all credit to levytarian it’s just that i literally scream “OH mY god” every time i look at this and it’s even cuter out of context

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so tumblr just recommended me a blog that apparently ships the reporters of fox news

silarcta

So tumblr just recommended me a post about tumblr recommending a blog that apparently ships the reporters of fox news

#REMEMBER THIS CLUSTERFUCK

hobocarl

we could make our own horoscope in rebellion. it would be like the great schism of bad horoscope posts

Aries: Sean Hannity

Taurus: Bret Baier

Gemini: Bill O’Reilly

Cancer: Gavin McInnes

Leo: Bill Schulz

Virgo: Laura Ingraham

Libra: Whatever the anti-Donald trump is. Alan Colmes or some shit.

Scorpio: Michael Moynihan

Sagittarius: Megyn Kelly

Capricorn: Dana Perino

Aquarius: Andy Levy

Pisces: Shepard Smith

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Hey fuck you man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck you!!!!!!!

hobocarl

horoscopes are real sweety ;)

fyeahredeye

The Signs as Fox News Personalities

Aries: Bill O’Reilly

Taurus: Bret Baier

Gemini: Shepard Smith

Cancer: Gavin McInnes

Leo: Bill Schulz

Virgo: Laura Ingraham

Libra: Greg Gutfeld

Scorpio: Michael Moynihan

Sagittarius: Megyn Kelly

Capricorn: Dana Perino

Aquarius: Andy Levy

Pisces: Sean Hannity

#fox news #created in cooperation with martha fuckfacevonclownstick2016 #in the sense that she did all the work and im getting all the glory lmao

Has anyone pointed this out yet?

ok wtf

#that's either a really phenomenal coincidence or [mumbles] something something BUSH DID 9/11 #anyway thx for pointing it out!!#incidentally i pretty much loathe the boring-ass new sans serif logo r.i.p fun typographical times #kittymudface #red eye w tom shillue #submission

so relieved to hear from the only taste-maker who really matters

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20 minutes into fox news and chill and he gives you this look

fivefanphotoshops

All that mentoring really paid off

#greg gutfeld #fivefanphotoshops is the actual best #i lied abt my age to vote 4 him

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