fyeahassholecat

This was probably a while ago but here ya go! :D

I;m Puffs and I;m that cat who purposely walks on your stomach while you;re sleeping because Im hungry. I;m that one cat who meows until I get what I want. Im under the sheets when you dont want me to be, and I take up all the room on the bed. You can sleep in the corner, I get the bed. But love me because even though Im an asshole, I run up to my owner when shes home and greet her by weaving through her legs and stand on my hind legs to get petted. I can sit, down, and play dead. I have 1/50 dog genes in me.

So this asshole is named Shadow and he’s about 10 months old. He likes to knock all your stuff over when you don’t give him what he wants and right now he’s going through a streak where he wants to sneak outside at midnight and then stay out till past 7am the little shit. But we love him anyway because sometimes he’s the biggest cuddle bug out there

No I do not :)

This is my asshole cat Oscar. Although he is awesome, since i moved away to university, he likes to maul me when i get back home. At 15 years old he is still as awesome as he was when i picked him out of the littler of kittens as a toddler. Favourite food? Doritos. Favourite place to sleep? Under the covers with me. Favourite night-time activity? Trying to massage my head. Whats that noise under the bed? Oscar chasing his tail. Love this cat to death, except for when he purrs...... because he drools.... EVERYWHERE. Here he is sitting on my work as I try and study for 3 midterms. Oh and don't worry, he chewed on all of my pens and got black fluffy fur in my keyboard. Even with all of his weirdness, he is still my best kitty friend and he better be around for many more years:) 

This is my assholecat, Hazel. Her hobbies include licking absolutely everything and crying nonstop at 4am. She's just over a year old now, and still hasn't gotten the hint that when I forcibly remove her from a place, to NOT immediately run back to it.

This is Kiwi.  She's actually a super sweetheart.

This is my asshole cat, Catniss.  Her mom was a stray that we took in, and not much later she had a litter of kittens, and we decided to keep one.  Catniss won't eat cat food. Every we have to specially make a weird ham egg and milk mixture, thats the only way she'll eat.  She also won't drink water unless it's moving, so she always makes a big splashy mess when shes thirsty.  If I ever try to lay on the couch and relax I always hear her little claws picking away at the fabric. But she's adorable and I love her. So it all works out. 

Oh, and he's cross eyed. Oh....

Naturally I am obsessed with him for all of these reasons & more, so he has his own tag on my Tumblr if you click-through the picture.

See this asshole? This is Char, he gives you that look after he farts. He runs out the bathroom after he's done shitting so you can smell it.

Also he purrs very loud, and takes up more of the bed than I do.

This is my asshole cat Calli. Yeah, she's pretty, and yeah, she knows. She enjoys running rampant in the neighborhood, stealing other cats' collars, and scaring the ever living daylights out of animals ten times larger than her.

This is my asshole cat Emily. We found her when she was only a tiny bubba when she followed my class onto a sports field, so I made my mum take her home. We were going to put an ad in the paper saying we found her but when we have her a bath the water was pure black so we figured she was definitely abandoned. Emily likes to drink out of the bath tub, it must be running water as well. She refuses to eat left over dry food, it must be fresh. Emily also likes to meow at the back door until you let her inside, then she'll jump out the laundry window just to go meow at the door again and make you get up. She LOVES new people, when friends come over she'll pretend I'm not there and snuggle with my friends. Shes also tiny! Emily recently got caught in a cat trap and taken to the pound, I spent my 18th birthday crying all day because I thought she was dead, then I cried even more when I saw her photo on the pounds website. Even though little emily is a total arrogant asshole cat, she is the most amazing cat in the world <3

This is my asshole cat, Tiger. She's the most adorable little Devil. She hates every single living cat in the world, even the one she has lived with ever since she was just a month old kitten, she's 5 years old now. She has a litter box, but has stop using it since the new kittens came ; I have this weird feeling that she's trying to tell me that she doesn't like the new arrival to what she deems as the already crowded house. She sleeps everywhere, she'll use 3/4 of the bed even though she's a thousand time smaller than me, and have I mentioned how she'd kick me if I use 'too much' space. She's a diva too, she likes to sleep with the air conditioner on and please don't forget to buy her the most expensive at the store, or she'd pee/poo all over the house + refuse to eat. I love her though, despite being an asshole she'd come to me when I'm crying or sad and just sit there and meow occasionally as if to say "I don't like you that much, but I don't like it when you're sad too. So cheer up maybe?" I can't imagine a life without this asshole and simply thinking of having to go to college and living without her is frustrating. 

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