alexa play the cars (2006) soundtrack

They should invent a glasses that you can lay on your side in bed wearing

baseball fights are better than hockey fights because everyone expects a fight in hockey. baseball fights are some real hater shit

do i want to come to "the circus"? (apprehensive) describe it with two adjectives first

starting the countdown until gaylors start saying that Adam Sandler officiating Taylor's wedding (sorry if this is how you found out) is actually proof that it's a sham because it's a reference to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007), in which Sandler and Kevin James play heterosexual men who enter a mutually beneficial fake gay marriage, a dynamic that Taylor is inverting as a queer woman pretending to be straight while cleverly flagging the obvious farce to those with the eyes to see

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

Can you imagine being stuck in space completely alone with only the corpses of your friends for company, and the first living thing you meet after 46 years of that misery is a fucking weird alien creature who just rolls up with crazy advanced tech and goes "hi let's work together" and makes it possible for you to save your world through the power of friendship and molecular biology. AND THEN you find out that in this creature's language, its name means "mercy". Happened to my good friend Rocky btw