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hi i'm jinny/lee and i'm 14, slaying all these women with my massive peen (i'm not actually 14 i just don't know what else to say because i said everything on my main account's intro post)

here's what i write!

any fandom from this list (twisted wonderland is a given)

this is a silver-centric account sorry slash jay

as for asks, i write yuusonas, reader inserts, oc x canon or oc x oc

i post when i feel like it sorry lawl

i will NOT write anything problematic or nsfw

also i'm scared what if i write something cringe

if i do you signed an NDA. so.

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trey clover

takes care of the desserts, which is a given, and spends most of the event in the kitchen baking

PERFECTLY times everything, no food was burnt or undercooked

his glasses fell into the oven one year so ever since then he got one of those rubber chains specifically for when he bakes so it doesn't happen again and set him behind schedule

cater diamond

takes really nice pictures of all the food and somehow gets everyone in frame perfectly for the group photo. everyone is then added to a groupchat so he can send everything since most ask for the pictures he took for memories

asked to help with the food prep but gets someone else to do it simply because he isn't interested in watching the oven

brought garlic bread

ace trappola

came an hour late and was outside the entire time playing sports or doing stupid challenges that cater films for big views. he comes back inside caked with dirt. anyways he's belting mariah carey in karaoke

he was caught by riddle eating early which is why he was then exiled

brought sinigang and rice to the function

deuce spade

asked his mom for help in delivering snacks

trying to be the mediator and dissuading ace from climbing the neighbor's fence, but then a ball or a similar projectile is then launched into the neighbors yard in which he has to go knocking on their door and ask for it back

brought soda and kimbap he made himself since he felt bad asking his mom for more help

SAVANACLAW

leona kingscholar

didn't even remember to bring food since he voluntarily slept in so he tagged along with ruggie and carried half his food to pretend like he did

sits on his ass watching TV in the living room until it's time for the actual dinner. he takes a nap during the karaoke somehow even though the volume's cranked up

ruggie bucchi

brings cheap 3-dollar 10 pack sugar cookies and sandwiches

takes home all the leftovers once the event's over

hoards food and takes a few of the pastries left out to cool, stashing them under the couch until it's time to clean up. ruggie then hides them underneath his suspiciously large coat.

jack howl

the first one there. on-time, that is.

used to helping his mom with thanksgiving so he's in the kitchen with trey helping with food prep basting the ham every few minutes, keeping an eye on the turkey, etc. he was put on green bean duty i will not elaborate until later

brought pineapple, which was then put on the ham

OCTAVINELLE

azul ashengrotto

writes money on his wishlist and takes a peek at everyone else's so he could figure out the cheapest possible alternatives to ensure he profits more than loses money when he gets presents back

looks really awkward in the group photo cater took since he's not used to actively participating in them

brought corn in a can

jade leech

absolutely destroys at least 3 plates before he was forcefully cut off out of concern

knowing everyone's interests, he purposely incites arguments during dinner and watches everyone squabble over meaningless opinions

brought "special tea"

floyd leech

kitchen duty. halfway through preparing green beans he got so bored jack was put in as his replacement. do not task floyd to watch the turkey it will burn unless he's unnecessarily locked in on it.

the one that dares ace to do really stupid shit and then proceeded to leave him in a tree (long story) saying he'll get him help later but forgot

brought pamonha

SCARABIA

jamil viper

kitchen duty you know it gang

sprays down the entire kitchen with raid upon spotting a fly floating around one of the pastries. refused to touch any of the pastries at dinner ever since spotting that bug.

he didn't bring anything but he was cooking so it's okay

kalim al-asim

accidentally choked on the food and jamil almost had a fucking heart attack

locked in on karaoke (somehow procured a single drum and added percussion to the songs performed)

brought crackers and coconut water

POMEFIORE

vil schoenheit

begins a short marathon with his own movies while waiting for dinner before karaoke began. surprisingly or unsurprisingly he absolutely killed it

usually never allows cheat days but made an exception for thanksgiving. he still stuck to mainly healthy dishes though

brought potato salad and mashed potatoes

rook hunt

came early and brought the actual turkey he caught himself

stayed outside majority of the time considering his keen sense of smell would be overwhelmed by everything in the kitchen, so he preferred to take it in from a distance

did not touch the green beans since they were cooked with garlic

epel felmier

outside. roughhoused with ace and also came back in all dirty, in which vil was quite displeased

got bored at the table and started pushing around his food to make drawings

epel's grandma helped bake some apple pie so that's what he brought to the function

IGNIHYDE

idia shroud

stood by the door for a very long time overthinking before finally mustering up the courage to knock

sat in the corner the entire time playing games until dinner, where he took the strategic spot where nobody would talk to him

brought a variety of chips

ortho shroud

forces idia to participate in the dinner conversation and takes note of some of the subjects to deduce what everyone's interested in talking about

can't exactly eat the food, so he gives his portion to his brother

brought tiropita

DIASOMNIA

malleus draconia

forgot to invite him

lilia vanrouge

banned from the kitchen and was distracted from ever stepping foot in it, thus supervising the 'kids' (first years). everyone leaves with licorice candy and 5 bucks.

bargained with ruggie for leftovers

brought his own special stew that nobody touched

sebek zigvolt

mourned malleus's missed invitation and almost didn't attend because malleus didn't

helped with setting the table, arriving relatively early to move the dining table around along with all the chairs considering his strength

brought česnečka

silver

fell asleep on the couch right next to leona and missed dinner. woke up with a blanket draped over him late into the night well after everyone already went home. lilia saved him a plate.

got there early to help with dinner preparations and surprisingly stayed awake for a good portion of the event... however, the warmth of indoors compared to the now chilly outdoors made him sleepy

had a smaller thanksgiving with lilia, sebek, and malleus to make up for the one he slept through and the one malleus didn't go to

brought risotto that went cold

RAMSHACKLE

grim

slipped into the kitchen to 'taste test' before he was shooed out with jamil armed with a broom

had a plate stacked with at least one of everything except the suspicious stew

brought out the special fancy tuna but ate it all himself

yuu

tried to convince ace that they can catch him from the tree if he just jumped (he doesn't trust that). also tried to climb the fence.

convinced everyone to admit what they were thankful for,, which is the point of the entire thing but everyone's only there for the free food

silver subconsciously trails you to make sure there's no "threats" to your safety, but he really just enjoys your presence. his love language is quality time and acts of service, even though he doesn't consider himself the best company with how quiet he is

despite his reticent tendencies, he's an attentive listener and mentally catalogues all your interests and recommendations. when you're out on dates, he points out things he thinks you might like or are part of your special interest

speaking of dates, he likes those kinds of outings where you do a shared hobby ie pottery or painting

the type of guy to give you his jacket when it's cold out, open the door for you, and hold out his hand for you when you're stepping over something

very princely and polite that's kind of a given

pre-relationship, i'd imagine you have to be incredibly direct for him to get any hint that you're romantically interested in him

asks lilia for relationship advice which leads to some very archaic courting methods like attempting to serenade your window at night with flowers (in which sebek was roped into it)

speaking of lilia, hearing about his son's relationship he probably prepares food for you both to share that silver tosses out for your sake (he feels incredibly bad, but would feel worse if you got sick)

silver would try to learn how to cook your favorite food, but would end up burning it from falling asleep mid-task

he's a really good texter despite not being used to technology, considering he doesn't know how to turn silent mode on and is immediately alerted of notifications you send. the only apps he has are the ones you convinced him to get and the system apps.

silver falls asleep on call more often than not

on co-op games (minecraft for example), he likes to collect flowers in your favorite color and clear out the land around your house to surround it in them

probably dates to marry but should you break up he respects your decision,, however he doesn't move on for a long time since he's torn between yearning and letting you go

anyways

THIS MAN IS A YEARNER!!

silver writes you letters before even considering phone numbers to be a possibility since he forgets he has a phone half the time, but once numbers were exchanged he's been more attentive to charging his phone because he doesn't wanna miss any important texts from you (all of them are important to him)

any response you write back is perfectly preserved in a binder dedicated to you and your notes, even random doodles you might give him

he sets his alarm to your voice

silver leaves little gifts for you on days you don't spend much time together but here's the catch - his animal friends deliver them,, so if you're hanging out with someone else, a bird might come by and drop a small bag of your favorite snacks near you

there might've been a bear incident once

it's fine if you don't like animals (so long as you don't go out of your way to hurt them, but why would you do that in the first place), silver makes sure they don't bother you ESPECIALLY if you're allergic

if you participate in any sports or extracurriculars with performances he'll attend every single one of your practices, games, or recitals

silver admires your talent and interest in said sport or extracurricular, and tries to pick up lingo from the field to better relate to anything you rant about

"that was a wonderful goal you made." "silver i play tennis."

they share an account for paid services too cus penn's a cheapskate

following the gag that penn never speaks, jade can read penn's face and somehow translate entire sentences

"..." "hey he asked for no pickles"

jade can somehow decipher what the hell a “double-sided lopsided flat hole bar” is but he makes a point not to be helpful and tell other people what penn needs from the toolbox - he's the kind of guy to purposely give penn a pipe bomb instead of a wrench (/j)

jade looks at penn like he looks at mushrooms and everyone thinks he's absolutely insane for it. maybe he documents every time penn speaks because he does so once in a blue moon like his voice is being paywalled

voiceless and faceless jokes aside he probably teases the hell out of penn when they do anything coupley

the type of guys to hold hands under the table

yapper x listener type beat because i feel like jade can't shut the hell up about mushrooms when you get him going with the right question

jade on occasion likes to bite penn in annoying places like the side of his neck or right at the cuff of his sleeves

he also collects trinkets that reminds him of him, namely mushroom related paraphernalia that he says looks like penn but they really don't except they do to jade's really niche knowledge - ie a shroom that has the shape of penn's hair or the way his name sounds

they sleep face to face i can't elaborate i just feel it

kanae teaches riddle how to use social media and reelspams him on magicam

i think riddle would be deathly afraid to have kanae meet his mom because have you seen his mom and have you seen kanae (i mean this affectionately gang)

they have pretty simple dates ranging from walking around campus just yapping to having little picnics together eating pastries (and the aforementioned study dates)

riddle the kinda guy to hold the door open for kanae and take note of little habits,, i feel like he gets on her ass for things like nailbiting

if he somehow got into gacha games he'd be such a stickler for saving up all his currency but he also would let kanae pull for him (strictly on banners he wants)

they co-op together, riddle's probably a meta slave sorry but he carries kanae on weekly challenges

he lets her in on heartslabyul dorm subscription streaming services or something i can't

miriam madchen

miriam's not big on physical touch but if there's one thing he likes to do it's hold kanae's hands

he sends her pictures he thinks looks pretty like a flower he found on the side of the road (he walks like 90% of everywhere)

responds to every reel individually

they braid eachother's hair and steal eachother's clothes frequently

miriam likes to spend 100% of his time with kanae on his days off when he's not shooting anything

kanae uses his tail as a pillow when they're sitting around

miriam probably has this habit of fixing her clothes completely subconsciously from his siblings but it kind of just stuck when he realized she was okay with it

he likes picking her up and twirling her like a freakin princess because he is a romantic at heart (probably writes her letters sometimes and sprays his perfume on it)

speaking of perfume, kanae can probably name all his signature scents with nothing but a color

floyd likes to squeeze the mini shrimp cade,, he probably takes immaculate care of it otherwise and keeps it in his pocket since he doesn't trust it not to fall off if he attaches it to something (he tweaked the hell out the last and only time this happened)

i feel like floyd also owns a stupid skinny plushie of cade as a gag gift (linked)

cade probably goes to mostro lounge on floyd's shifts to just to stare at him

they hold pinkies sometimes because cade isn't really big on physical touch iirc, floyd respects the hell out of his boundaries even when he's dicking around

physical touch is more subtle in their relationship, ie brushing feet under the table, sitting shoulder to shoulder, linking arms, maybe even brushing flyaway hairs aside like an absentminded notion out of care (especially in floyd's case since apparently he's allergic to brushing his hair), and when he does embrace cade he does so in a way that allows her to break free really easily

lets cade initiate their hugs 80% of the time heh

floyd's the kinda guy to lick cade's hand if its anywhere near his face just for the hell of it

he (affectionately) makes fun of cade for being unempl*yed and has a folder on his phone of 0.5s of cade's forehead

flocade sleepovers where floyd just randomly shows up at ramshackle cus he misses cade and crashes at their room kicking out grim sorry grim

floyd the kinda guy to stand in corners waiting for cade to randomly spook him

Yuu considered himself to be a very demure, upstanding citizen that didn't spare any vulgarity, unlike some of his more indecent and uncouth classmates (see example Ace Trappola). That was until a certain silver-haired boy came into the equation, because whoo boy did he have some choice words for that ass.

Because Silver does indeed have a nice ass but you honestly never heard it from Yuu.

Nice everything, really. It was like whatever God out there had a little human passion project and sculpted his features adoringly, with care in each lash molded in their hands and within every gentle brush of ivory hair sweeping over furrowed brows. Who thought it a good idea to let him walk out in broad daylight to be ogled???

Perhaps Yuu was a pervert at heart. And suddenly, he could relate very easily to his less than savory classmates since he could apparently barely keep it in his pants at the very sight of his upperclassman.

He's cooked.

Case number one and the ONLY case; Silver InsertLastName's Very Nice Forearms.

Last week, Yuu was carrying some books back to his decrepit dormitory for some required reading in Professor Trein's class since the almighty Sevens know Grim definitely wouldn't do it, when he bumped into a firm wall. Or what he thought to be a wall, but was really a disoriented Silver who'd recently come to after an unprecedented nap near the back of the library. He helps him up, and what does little Yuu graciously get an eyeful of?

Silver's arms. His sleeves were rolled up, framing some- as stated before- incredibly nice forearms, the fabric straining against the muscle as he pushed himself up from the carpeted floor. His radius flexes, sunkissed skin with a single pale scar running from his elbow to his inner wrist. Yuu was suddenly struck with the urge to drop back to his knees and drag his tongue against that scar, kiss every freckle, and beg for Silver to execute him for the audacity.

"Are you alright…?" That sleep-rough voice asked, hand still offered to help him up. Yuu sputters, grappling for his books and shouldering them all in one arm before he grabs Silver's hand. It was firm in his grasp, warm and rough with callouses from the older's training.

"Arm- Alright! Yes, I'm okay!" Yuu laughs nervously, eyes flicking between Silver's rolled sleeves and his face. And lord almighty, his face- ivory lashes caging twilight hues, gazing curiously into his own earthy irises. Good lord. Yuu needed to flee before he died of a heart attack.

"I'm glad," Silver remarks, scratching his cheek. "Apologies. I wasn't looking where I was going."

He barely finished his sentence before Yuu ran away (fled like a maiden), leaving behind a very confused Silver.