saving myself for dr luka kovac

Good morning 25+ nation old bitches winning

sleeves folded up to the elbows with visible forearms makes me see colors

Concept: We’re traveling together to some far away place, and you’re looking peacefully outside the airplane window, but I can’t stop staring at you instead.

I'm a cute lady. No need to kill myself!

asking your very serious boyfriend to kiss you over the phone before he hangs up because you know he’s going to do it despite the way you hear him grumbling

your fav leaves you half of a fruit on the countertop with a note that says “this was a good one. saved half for you.”

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

need him to be sooo weird about me

"clever girl" being whispered directly into your ear

"i'm soooo glad that this new female character finally proved that you can be feminine and powerful! because media usually doesn’t let strong female characters be feminine!” yeah that is so crazy btw what planet do you live on and how can i get there

"95% of representation of women is about women who conform to norms of femininity?! It was 96% last year!"

my monthly capacity for horniness came back oh thank goodness 👅 life is worth living

ok that's finished it's time for exhaustion and deep never ending sadness 😛