Pʀᴇᴍᴏɴɪᴛɪᴏɴs

You don’t have to c h o o s e between fire and ice.

Are you an interior  decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

Did  you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

Do  you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

If  I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could  stare at you a bit longer.

If you were a  vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.

There  are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently,  none of them have ever been in your arms.

Are  you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

Are  you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me  feel like I should take you out.

I  was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m  going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

I’m  not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.

Can  I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

Your  body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.

My  doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.

Can  I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

If  I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

Smoking  is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!

You  must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

Do  you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the  world!

You  know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll  skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.

If  I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer  to this question?

Are  you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.

I  bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.

I  like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?

Would  you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

There’s  only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.

Did  you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

Can  I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a  fox!

I’m  no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

Kiss  me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Do  you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

You  see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M  cute.

Can  I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

Are  you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

Are  you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect

You  know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my  case.

My  lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?

I  have an “owie” on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?

Hey baby, I must be a  light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Do  I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.

Have  you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

Was  your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

Apart  from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Is  it hot in here or is it just you?

I  blame you for global warming… your hotness is too much for the planet to  handle!

You’re  single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.

Stop,  drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

Baby,  you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.

I  hope there’s a fire truck nearby, cause you’re smokin’!

I  just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.

If  you were a burger at McDonalds, you’d be McGorgeous.

Your  hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.

You’re  so hot, I could bake cookies on you.

Is  your car battery dead? Because I’d like to jump you.

I’m  lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?

                i can hardly believe it’s been almost 3 years since i came home from the cinema after seeing catching fire and decided to make my first ever tumblr blog, and made katniss, letalone i pasted 8,000 followers a few weeks back!!! i owe everything on this blog to you guys, my amazing followers, as you inspire me every time i log on to katniss. you make me feel loved and welcome. it’s not just 3 years writing katniss but 3 years of making new friends, connections and loved ones ❤

                to the giveaway! its a big one this time and please note all these prizes will take me a long time, maybe months, so please be patient with me. there will be 3 winners; each winners gets a new theme ( every extra thing they want ), a self promo, a dual promo with who ever they want, a manip of their character with anyone else or in any fandom, online/offline banners ( if they want them ) and 100+ icons with the psd !! but thats not all the winner will also get to choose 2 other people to win one thing from me; so a theme or a promo or icons. or a winner can pick 1 person to get two things from me. yes so altogether i might be be making 9 themes from this, hence why it will take me a while to make them. but i love you guys so much i want to give back to as many people as i can.  ❤

               ENDS ON THE DAY OF MY 3 YEAR BLOGIVERSARY: 24TH NOVEMBER

                   the rules are simple; must be following me, likes and reblogs count, must be a role play blog and for the 2 people you’re thinking of giving the theme too they don’t need to reblog this or following me

EXAMPLES ; themes:     ➴    ➴    ➴  promos //  dual promos //  manips //  online & offline banners // icons & psds ;

keptsecrets:

wikipedie:

the nice one who everybody loves with the grumpy and strict one that the students hate and the students wonder?????????how what the fuck

but later (not in school environment maybe by accident) the students (a group of them) see that the strict one isn’t really that strict and they love their partner

or the cool married teachers that talk about each other and everyone loves like one of them comes late to class and is like “sorry i’m late guys mx. [partner] is really sick and i wanted to be sure everything is alright”

 and the students spend 5 minutes fussing over the other teacher and asking questions about their wellbeing “ARE THEY DYING” “No Joey they’ve just caught a cold” [and trying to make this one forget about their class”

or two teachers that EVERYBODY ships like the students are trying to get them together

“Soo, Mx. A, Mx. B will have a concert tomorrow for the school and they need all the help and they asked me to tell you….so you can tell other students” “Mx. B didn’t tell me anything about it” “oh it was like, last moment thing you know. they didn’t have time. and like, they really need help.”

And the teacher is like “Thanks Johnson” and trying to be really cool but REALLY BEING NOT COOL OMG WHERE’S THE SQUAD OF DUCKLINGS TO HAVE AN EXCUSE TO GO AND HELP

and like other teachers shipping them too

“Mx. A you know about the prom. There’s a rule that the teachers must have some partners too” [dunno if it already is something like this, it is not in my country] “I did not know about this rule.” “Oh it’s very recent. So, you know, teachers are never alone and can be protected in case it’s necessary. I also heard that Mx. B has no partner.”

OPPOSITE TEACHERS????

Like, science/maths teachers with art/languages teacher. Or stuff like this.

Talking about their subject passionately and the other not understanding shit but loving it anyway because they’re so fucking cute.

RIVAL TEACHERS?????? 

Like here is your impossible love

Teachers of the same subject in different schools fighting in competitions and shit

Or teachers of the same subject talking passionately about their course. and praising each other.

Teachers talking about their students, the bad ones and the cool ones

LGBT teachers standing up for LGBT students and offering them support and helping them feel more at ease in this clusterfuck of school

MY PERSONAL FAVOURITE:

OTP 1 teacher/teacher and OTP 2 student/student

OTP 2 being so thankful that OTP 1 exists. OTP 1 giving advice to OTP 2.

DOMESTIC TEACHER/TEACHER

Grading stuff together. Bringing each other food/beverages. Helping each other through all the stuff.

AND

SO

MUCH

MORE

SERIOUSLY PEOPLE THINK ABOUT IT.

TEACHER/TEACHER

BONUS!!

“hey darling, how about you teach me some things? I promise to be good.”

“i thought you went through high-school once. Weren’t you taught my subject?”

seriously tho all that stuff that is at teacher/student can be sort of roleplay for teacher/teacher (and be less creepy)

        I have had so much fun, coming back to Tony. I’ve been writing him for over a year now and i cannot believe how quickly the time has passed! i just wanted to do a little something to thank each and every single one of you and so i have decided to do a little giveaway!      RULES :

must be following me ( please don’t unfollow afterwards because that’s rude. )

giveaway ends on november 20th 2016

likes and reblogs count

the person who wins the background must have some coding knowledge in order to install it, or know someone who can help them as i cannot code.

first prize can be a promo image and a mobile header if the person would prefer to not have a background.

must reach 15 notes to count 

welcome to new followers!

PRIZES :

one person will win a theme background and a dual image promo

two people will win a single image promo c:

there are a few other posts like this out there but this became relevant & i felt the need to do a small write up on this.

if you’ve been in indie rp long or even just a little while it’s likely you’ve seen the words “selective” and / or “private” ( sometimes both at the same time ) floating around. if you’ve been in indie rp long then you’ve also probably seen the word “elitist” floating around as well, often times when describing specific rpers or fandoms that are particularly selective & / or private. 

some people might not know what this means but here’s a run down of how i have seen most people describe it:

selective:

can be choosy with who they choose rp with

private:

only roleplays with mutual followers ( meaning they follow their rp partner and their rp partner follows them )

BEING SELECTIVE AND / OR PRIVATE IS NOT THE SAME AS ELITISM.

it’s understandable that some people may take it as a personal slight when an rper who is private & / or selective chooses not to rp with them, but don’t be confused. it isn’t. selectivity is not elitism. elitism in the way it is most commonly used by people in the rp community tends to paint roleplayers labelled it as “snobbish” aka: “one who despises, ignores, or is patronizing to those they consider inferior”. 

selectivity can come across as being ignoring of those who are “inferior” but the truth of the matter is more often than not the selectivity of a particular roleplayer or fandom has more to do with the any number of the following:

they have had bad past experiences and retain selectivity in order to keep themselves safe & comfortable

they have anxiety 

they have a lot of followers and therefore a lot of potential threads & are attempting to keep things orderly & under control as to not become overwhelmed

they prefer an uncluttered dash to keep anxiety at a minimum

they have anxiety & prefer to stay within a certain group of people because it helps them feel safe & comfortable

they have trouble maintaining muse if their writing doesn’t mesh well with the other person

they have trouble maintaining muse if they feel they can’t get along with the other mun ooc

so basically what i’m saying is writers are selective & private NOT because they feel you are inferior or are “elitist” but because:

roleplaying is a hobby

selectivity helps keep that hobby fun, safe, comfortable & easy to maintain for them

IT IS RARELY IF EVER a personal slight against you or because they do not like you specifically. it is almost always because of one of the reasons listed above. selectivity helps maintain an individuals rp space safe, fun, comfortable, a hobby what roleplaying is.

please stop making those who are selective & / or private feel guilty for maintaining these things. being turned down to roleplay with someone can be disheartening but in my experience it is rarely a personal slight against you and can be for any number of reasons outside of it. making that roleplayer feel guilty for turning you down is a manipulative and not good thing to do and is actually more than likely a part of WHY so many roleplayers are selective & / or private. making people feel guilty for maintaining their hobby and keeping it a hobby for them kind of defeats the purpose of roleplay. 

additionally, NO ONE OWES YOU AN EXPLANATION for why they do not want to write with / follow you. i understand that can be a hard pill to swallow but more often than not in my personal rp experience, explaining to someone why i do not want to write with / follow them has led to unnecessary drama or them being unnecessarily rude about it when i have been nothing but polite. you are not ever owed an explanation for why these things are. explaining those things can cause those rpers unnecessary anxiety, stress, & drama that– once again– makes roleplay less of a hobby than it should be.

people have the right to not want to roleplay and / or follow you. the sooner you accept that that is not against you personally, the easier this hobby will become, trust me.

additionally, even if people don’t like you specifically or your writing that is THEIR OPINION which they are entitled to & which may impact whether or not they want to write with you & that still doesn’t really make them elitist, it just means they have a personal preference that you don’t fit. it might be a hard reality check, but roleplay doesn’t revolve around you or me or anyone. all of us will be faced with people no matter who we are who do not like our writing, our choice in muse, our characterization, who we are ooc,  AND THAT IS PERFECTLY HUMAN & OKAY. if that happens, you are still not allowed to make them feel guilty for that. actually, you’re allowed to, no one can stop you, it just still doesn’t make it any less inappropriate for you to make people feel bad about their preferences or get haughty about it and label it “elitist” because god forbid someone doesn’t like you or your writing or is selective in a way that excludes you.

the bottom line is — selectivity is for comfort, safety, & to keep things fun. whether a selective rpers choice not to roleplay with you is because they don’t like you specifically or not doesn’t matter. it doesn’t make it elitist. and it is NEVER appropriate to make people feel guilty over these things.

guilt tripping & starting conflict over selectivity does not help things. it makes people feel guilty, it actually contributes to that selectivity, it’s petty and  it causes anxiety & unnecessary stress to a HOBBY ( god how many times do i need to remind people this is a hobby and not a job ).

something that’s ESPECIALLY important is that seeing as selectivity can many times directly tie in to an individuals mental health ( re: anxiety, depression, etc. ) guilt tripping is ESPECIALLY bad & can have severely negative impacts on those things. ignoring this is a really crap thing to do & hurts a lot of people & just in general perpetuates some nasty things. selectivity can be a tool to help with anxiety and depression as well as other mental health things that impact how people roleplay and spend their time here. guilt tripping applies to that in really bad ways and, again, calling selectivity “elitist” applies to those things as well. something i wish more people would keep in mind.