if robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money id just laugh and search with them

I feel like in Britney’s mind she’s 65

not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy 

there are two ways to read this

Whenever I need motivation I just google Gordon Ramsey 

i don’t mean to be political, but what if everyone had basic human rights

universities be like: Ha ha yes, we totally c$are abou$t you$r Educa$tion!! our $tudent’s learning is our numb$er one pri$ority :$)

Forever wondering if I am contributing to a conversation by using my own experiences or being self centered and rude.

The worst part about kissing a perfect ten is the cold feeling your lips get from touching the mirror.