honey mustard

*uses lol lmao and rip as punctuation*

Wine mom memes

is this wrong

cum has drastically improved the quality of my life tbh like sure im failing classes and have no friends but at least my skin is smooth and i smell good

who changed this from piss to cum??? i hate this

okay who changed it from coconut oil to piss wtf

tbt when people could edit people’s posts

Speak to them in a language they understand

may your ass get fatter and your heart get wiser in 2017

May your wallet get thicker and soul become heavy in 2017

may your skin get clearer and your love reciprocated in 2017

Reblog for this to come true

Twitter

Wow ok… drag em

All bitches do is contour they nose and use the dog filter on snapchat

Nvm she called back