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juno. they/he/she. 19

i need your teeth for the federal reserve

DEZI DNI!!!!!

as said in my bio, im not active here anymore lol sorry

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YOURE AS BEAUTIFUL AS THE DAY I LOST YOU

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folk-punk

how can you eat the fried hearts of something that once was alive and had a beating heart? do you feel any guilt? i hope you do.

please google what an artichoke is

android-boywife

it is so important that you are a little bit ugly. please get comfortable with having unplucked eyebrows and nonexistent jawlines and wrinkles. let your blue hair grow out into an uneven pale green and your clothes be old and mend them and modify them until they’re unique to you. wear lipstick which doesnt compliment your skintone and mismatched outfits which went out of fashion 5 years ago. be a little bit too loud and a little bit too passionate and as weird as you can be because oh my god there is nothing more disturbing to me than perfection. beauty is manufactured and sold to us and you need to realise that you are a fucking animal to live a joyful life I am so serious. you cant obsess over aesthetics forever please just live messily and make your body your home however you please.

if you dont do it for you, do it for all the teenagers who will see u in the street and know that they are not obligated to be attractive

draculagerard

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

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Bald Roy

i am honored

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Bald Roy

woundsodomy

So scary to like a mutual's post because what if they remember they hate me and then shoot me with a gun

xviistrings

flag colours and stuff

osomatsuconfessions

what the matsus dick cheese would taste like, no “they wouldnt have dick cheese”

osomatsu- bitter. salty. almost has a urine like taste as well

karamatsu- cheesy, like actually cheesy. but like cheese 2 years past its expiration date

choromatsu- cum, which actually tastes like what i described osomatus cheese as.. CUM LITERALLY TASTES SO BAD LIKE UUGGHHHH!!!!!! sorry

ichimatsu- fish. his dick cheese tastes like fish.

jyushimatsu- he somehow has actual mozzarella as dick cheese

todomatsu- vanilla extract (i ran out of ideas </3)

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jesterjamz

dr pepper can repel slenderman if you drink it

akiocolonthree

this is not true because im drinking a dr pepper RIGHT NOW and he's in the corner touching his slendingaling

jesterjamz

HIS WHAT

sluttynurse

me in the not-so-distant future of 2032 taking my beautiful wife out for a walk on a foggy day: damn it's like silent hill up in this bitch! 😂

my wife: fuck you you say that every time it's a little foggy outside. you haven't even played the games. i hate you so much

our clone of former beatles drummer ringo starr who we normally keep locked in our basement but is currently joining us for his allotted 30 minutes of weekly outside time: ringo!

flipchild

Reblogging your old posts creates what is know as a "leitmotif"

askthepowerfuloverlord

H, did you date Genghis Khan? Is Genghis Khan your Ex? If so that's awesome. If not who

doesnt he have multiple brothers??? who did you date?

WELL THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

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Opinion on KMFDM

I like KMFDM because if you forget what group you’re listening to all you have to do is wait a couple seconds and they remind you

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molabuddy

object show where humans and objects coexist in the same world. but not in like a bfdi way where the humans are stick figures . the humans are like real humans of earth and objects to them are like facinating little animals

molabuddy

human protag studying objectology and going out to do field research on an intriguing object social ritual known as a 'competition'

molabuddy

my vision

molabuddy

theyre like fairies or borrowers except its not like a secret that they exist they just hang out ans you see one and youre like oh! an object. they have their own society existing alongside humans but not really connected aside from occupying the same space. i dont know if they speak human languages i think theyd have their own language going on but they could learn .. or you could learn ... they show up in ur house or ur garden sometimes. they like to play games and frolick and you gotta be nice to them

askthepowerfuloverlord

H what do you like on your bagel? I like cream :D

MY #2 IS SALMON HOWEVER.

i like just regular cream cheese on my bagels personally!

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