Jesus is the only answer I need

It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

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D:

Send your prayers, folks 🙏🙏

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Ah, yes. A small gallery dedicated entirety to me, courtesy of a lovely admirer. How quaint.

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My blog policy is If you see something, say something

can’t believe today’s the day jesus came to america

@funnyvalentinesearchhistory I think you left your corpse part at Mcdonalds. 

Eww! Bug bites AND corpse parts?? You’re a damn freak

I’m still keeping it, you took it from me last time. 

And what makes you think I won't take it this time too?

@funnyvalentinesearchhistory I think you left your corpse part at Mcdonalds. 

Eww! Bug bites AND corpse parts?? You're a damn freak

Oh this goes on Mt. Rushmore

((i forgot where i left valentine’s spare hands so now he’s just always got his gun out and i think that’s what he’d want))

Already there are statues of my likeness. Marvellous.

New national anthem

@scarletvalentinesearchhistory I found our child :)

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Why

Oh, I'm sorry. Where you under the impression that your third rate opinion means anything?

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no fuck you

I support my grandfather

Shut up, donut.