funny stuff to show chad

the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

far far away idol would never happen now

Literally the definition of imperialism and classism. Doesn’t matter how many peasants you sacrifice as long as the most powerful piece is left standing

Proximity of bishops to the rulers promotes theocratic oppression

the horse is so fuckable

i made up Star Trek to trick you guys

so now I'm gay for nothing?

now youre gay for nothing.

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

christian pitcher throws a christian baby

my mom once told me i was a ski jumper in a past life because she dreamed about a ski jumper dying in a terrible accident when she was pregnant with me, and said it was definitely true cause the ski jumper in her dream was also blonde. i never had the heart to tell her this is absolutely not something catholics can believe.