alright get the fuck off my boat

If i had a dollar for every time someone called me ugly id have 0 dollars bitch what u thought lmao

u know how badly i just want everything to stop. i want exams and deadlines to stop. i want to be able to read and write whenever and whatever i want. i wanna watch tv shows all the time i wanna listen to music and look out of my window for hours but i want to be able to do all this stuff without worrying about everything else. i just want it all to stop

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

Hear his mighty roar.

this is the sassiest reply in the history of mankind

“You can’t just slam the SNK opening on everything.”

IM LAUGHING SO AHRD

on that day *chans received a grim reminder

A classic. 

I’m not even kidding. I could see this happen and I live here.

Being ugly is poppin cause ya phone doesn’t blow up all the time and ya battery lasts long.