a star wars jokes blog

happy international women’s day to the women of the galaxy who carried the entire rebellion while the men argued about odds

happy life day! may your robes be cozy, your wookiee hugs be gentle, and your holiday drama be less chaotic than chewie’s extended family gatherings

loth cats are like if a kitten, a gremlin, and a loaf of bread had a baby and it purred when you looked at it,, i would die for them

han solo really said “never tell me the odds” and then proceeded to beat them every single time like a stubborn space raccoon with a blaster

matthea cathley flexing her lightsaber skills and her pride this month,, because being a jedi and being you both require mastering your own kind of force

shoutout to din djarin for adopting a tiny green chaos gremlin and becoming the galaxy’s most tired single dad

satine really said 'i'm a pacifist' and then fell in love with the most violently confused man in the galaxy,, queen behavior

happy pride month to c-3po and r2-d2, the galaxys most iconic bickering married couple who’ve seen every drama, survived every war, and still won’t admit they’re co-dependent

not sure what the jedi code says about falling for your favorite shady heretic during pride month but vildar mac is too busy making heart eyes at tey to care

finn and poe invented space boyfriends,, the jacket was just the promise ring

order 66 really proved that 'having the high ground' means nothing if your wi-fi password is ‘executeit66’

the rebellion really said, 'we have like 6 ships, a couple droids with trauma, and some hope,, let's fight the most powerful empire in the galaxy,' and honestly? iconic

ezra bridger really went from space aladdin to 'i talk to whales and fight time-travel owls' character development: 100

revenge of the sith is 20 years old today,, that’s two decades of anakin still not having the high ground

luthen really gave a ted talk about sacrificing everything for the rebellion while casually selling black market jedi antiques,, mans the galaxys most intense motivational speaker/etsy seller

obi wan really said ‘i have the high ground’ like it was a legally binding jedi rule,, man turned a hill into a death sentence