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Severus: Harry... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? Harry: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. Severus: Severus: I wrote sanitize, Harry.

Harry: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise Severus: I beg to differ Harry: Then Beg

Severus: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds. Harry: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!? Severus: No! Four to five seconds! Harry: Too late!!!

Harry: Here's some advice Severus: I didn't ask for any Harry: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me.

Harry: Severus isn’t answering their phone Draco: I’ll call Harry: Neville and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi- Severus: Hello?

*Harry's helping Severus out after they get injured, while the others are watching* Draco: How does Severus look? Neville: A little better than you, actually.

Harry: Can I be frank with you guys? Severus: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help. Draco: Can I still be Draco? Neville: Shh, let Frank speak.

Harry: Yo is Neville sleeping or dead? Severus: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts. Draco: Yeah, so did I. Neville: Okay first of all, fuck you-

Harry, setting down a card: Ace of spades Severus, pulling out an Uno card: +4 Draco, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you Neville, trembling: What are we playing

Your prompt: [The group is a prison cell that was just hit by an earthquake] Harry: Uh, I'm gonna roll a perception check of... 4, and see if our cell is, uh, in any way damaged by this quake Severus: You're in a prison cell :) Draco: You did great. Well, I got a 10- Severus: You're in a prison cell with bars on it :3 Neville: I got a 1! Severus: You're in... a cube-shaped place.

Harry, banging on the door: Severus! Open up! Severus: Well, it all started when I was a kid... Draco: No, they meant- Neville: Let them finish.

Harry: I just ended a four year relationship. Severus: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay? Harry: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship. *Draco and Neville fighting from across the room*

Harry: You lying, cheating, piece of shit! Severus: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD Harry: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING DRACO WITH ME Neville, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

Harry: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place. Severus: You people already know too much about me. Lucius: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.

Draco: We need to get through this locked door. Harry, give me your credit card. Harry: Here. Draco, pocketing it: Thanks. Ron, kick down the door.

Remus: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it. Severus: Remus no. Lucius: Mistlefoe. Severus: Please stop encouraging them.

Remus: Severus, keep an eye on Lucius today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched. Severus: Sure, I’d love to see Lucius get punched. Remus: Try again. Severus, sighing: I will stop Lucius from getting punched.