dont stop the funk

this gave me whiplash

me overhearing plans and wanting in

why does dennys have a tumblr

why do you

just had a dream that I drank 40 litres of vodka, entered a horse race and won.

I should specify that I entered not as a jockey but as a horse

were you physically a horse or were you a human entering as a horse? did you have a jockey?

i was a human entering as a horse, no jockey, just me running like the fucking wind 

dumb ass accidentally painted a train instead of a fire

rene magritte has talent but this is a rookie mistake

i dont know what to do i never thought penguins were that small this is too much for me

Wait… How big did you think they were??

Anxiety: look out me: for what Anxiety: look out