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cora mcrory and tara cole should've lezzed out

Hey.

sorry. cora mcrory and tara cole shouldv'e uhhh chased each other around the world and shot each other in france and then started a crime fighting thief ring and eventually lezzed out after getting swept up in the celebration of a nation free of its dictator. sorry.

HEY.

cora mcrory and tara cole should've lezzed out

Hey.

Let's steal ourselves a hot dog with relish.

We do all our stealing with relish.

why does nate near-exclusivley play The Worst Man Imaginable? like i understand why, if they need someone from the crew to play the worst man it should be nate for typecasting reasons but he really almost never plays any other roles. he's just like how obnoxious can i be today? as enrichment?

That would be the release valve. Trust me, you don’t want to meet me when I don’t have that outlet.

why does nate near-exclusivley play The Worst Man Imaginable? like i understand why, if they need someone from the crew to play the worst man it should be nate for typecasting reasons but he really almost never plays any other roles. he's just like how obnoxious can i be today? as enrichment?

That would be the release valve. Trust me, you don’t want to meet me when I don’t have that outlet.

Sophie, no, it’s — it’s a metaphor, you get that right? Right?

If it’s the “age of the geek,” why isn’t the “algorithm” smart enough to take me to my wife’s blog when I forget what it’s called and type in her name instead? Huh? Checkmate, @cgi-yoda-hater

surprisingly difficult pill to swallow: most people are not playing 8 dimensional mind chess and can be taken at face value

@functioning-god-complex

And then, most of the people who think they're playing 8 dimensional mind chess are playing tic-tac-toe.