Tales of my new pirate life

Someone suggested to me, in every situation you have to find something positive. So I made a list of 10 positive things since losing my leg last year:

1) Amount of clean socks I own immediately doubled.

2) Lost weight without going on any diet.

3) Save half the time clipping toe nails.

4) Free use of transport and many discounts to museums.

5) I can use parking for disabled.

6) Prosthesis can be used as weapon.

7) I can hide some things inside the prosthetic socket.

8) If leg breaks it's less painful (although more expensive.)

9) Priority seating on airplanes.

10) Can use it to scare rude people.