A Post Generator Made Fullmetal

let colonel mustang say fuck

can't get over how good al fucking looks

cat gay berthold hawkeye threw the first brick at stonewall

what do you mean "lower myself"? that's the only thing i've ever been. just a simple useless butch general grumman that couldn't save a little girl.

you damn mustang’s men! don’t look down on me!

to be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand hiromu arakawa's farm

they don’t call me muslim winry rockbell for nothing!

i won’t give you time to pray to a transmutation circle

*slaps alexander the dog* this bad military dog can fit so many alchemy teachers in it

water: 35 liters, carbon: 20 kg, ammonia: 4 liters, lime: 1.5 kg, phosphorus: 800 g, salt: 250g, saltpeter: 100g, sulfur: 80g, fluorine: 7.5 g, iron: 5.6 g, silicon: 3g, and 15 other trace elements. that's the total chemical makeup of a shao mei.

don’t talk to me or my full suit of armor ever again

*scar of ishval voice* fuck what the human transmutation said

you asked what i am? a hohenheim's glasses!

softboy alexander the dog is self-care

when it's just us, the kimblee’s man calls me by my first name, automail leg