Maul Shadow Lord told from Rook Kast's point of view
Damn, so we got our asses beat by that fuckass traitor Bo-Katan and the Republic. And the Republic apparently turned into an imperialistic government, and all the Jedi are dead. But I'm back with my lord now, so we're all good. Idk what we're doing on this planet, though. Lemme go ask him.
Damn, so apparently he wants revenge on these low-time mafia bosses. Idk why we need this whole elaborate scheme. I could literally just go shoot them in the face. But damn, I guess we're gonna aura farm hard.
*they attack the police headquarters and they take Devon and Vario*
Damn, so apparently we're kidnapping kids now. That's great, my lord. Awesome, in fact.
Bro, is he having a tea party with the girl? Why the fuck do I have to deal with this stupid fish guy?
Aight, time to go beat up the pykes.
*they defeat the pykes*
Aight, so we got revenge on the pykes. Let's fucking go.
Ok, so now Lord Maul wants to make a truce with that police captain guy.
*they fight Lawson and his team*
Damn, so he rejected our offer. Wait, what the fuck is that? The fucking Empire is here? We gotta get the fuck out of here.
WHAT THE FUCK DOES HE MEAN HE WANTS TO STAY? Dude, he's obsessed with this teenage girl, but it's not in a creepy way. Apparently, it's some kind of religious thing. He's been having visions and everything.
Ok, so he went to kidnap the girl. Alright, now he's back. Why the fuck did he also kidnap this boy? You know what, I'm not even gonna question it. Let's just get out of here.
KEBRIS, SHUT THE FUCK UP. God damn, all these mercenaries only care about money. Where is your passion? Where is your honor? Why don't you shut up and get back to your posts?
God dammit, we got ambushed by the Empire. KEBRIS, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? THAT WAS OUR ONLY SHIP. Oh my god, Scorn just died.
There's no sign of Lord Maul. βΉοΈ
VARIO, SHUT YOUR GOOFY ASS UP.
We'll wait as long as it takes. Oh good, there he is. π
Ok, good. Crimson Dawn will get us out of here.
Aight, so apparently now we're teaming up with this cop and the Jedi. Damn, Lord Maul is really aura farming hard.
Ok, so we gotta cross this acid river. Oh shit, the inquisitors are back.
Oh my god, they got Icarus and Spybot too. The Empire has to pay for this.
Is Lord Maul really aura farming again at a time like this??
Damn, this fog is really thick. I'll scout ahead and see if there are any threats.
*finds motherfucking darth vader*
Well, shit.
