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LIGHT YAGAMI - DEATH NOTE

I think Light might have a crush on L

Misa has kept charts, logs, photos, and videos of their relationship, if you would like a demonstration. Though I cannot be perceived by (most) mortal eyes, I could bring those materials (once properly censored, of course, to remove evidence of her kills) over to you at the police station

You have been working so hard, and with no fruits, that I decided that you deserved a reward, evidence of a “fruit”. It should be entertaining and edifying, and clear of all evidence of Misa’s connection to Kira, if you would be so kind to release her now.

I think Light might have a crush on L

Misa has kept charts, logs, photos, and videos of their relationship, if you would like a demonstration. Though I cannot be perceived by (most) mortal eyes, I could bring those materials (once properly censored, of course, to remove evidence of her kills) over to you at the police station

Hello Tumblr!

I see you’ve also had a friend arrested! Isn’t it tough? Don’t you miss staring longingly into their eyes and having beautiful conversations about everything and nothing and braiding your arrested friend’s hair and helping cover up her murders? From one normal human to another, how do you handle it?

oh hello!! umm well i dont think i do all that with light especially because he isnt a murderer so im not helping him cover up anything? but, even though his arrest does seem a little unethical, knowing that his name will be cleared after the fact does make all this slightly easier for me at least haha!!

Thank you! That really is so comforting to hear. Though Misa absolutely committed every crime she was arrested for and more, I shall await patiently the day I have successfully obscured all of the evidence and can be with her once more.

You are so kind 🩷💀🩷

It truly sadden me to write this, but my dear Misa has been arrested for crimes she absolutely and without a doubt committed. As the most devoted aider and abetted by her side, she has asked me to keep you all updated here, on her tumblr blog, about the many and sundry things happening in what she refers to as the beautiful world of yaoi.

Thank you so much! It won’t be easy to balance blog running and obstruction of justice, but for her, I will do it! Good luck to you and your friend (lover? it’s so hard to tell with humans) too!!

Hello Tumblr!

I see you’ve also had a friend arrested! Isn’t it tough? Don’t you miss staring longingly into their eyes and having beautiful conversations about everything and nothing and braiding your arrested friend’s hair and helping cover up her murders? From one normal human to another, how do you handle it?

oh hello!! umm well i dont think i do all that with light especially because he isnt a murderer so im not helping him cover up anything? but, even though his arrest does seem a little unethical, knowing that his name will be cleared after the fact does make all this slightly easier for me at least haha!!

Thank you! That really is so comforting to hear. Though Misa absolutely committed every crime she was arrested for and more, I shall await patiently the day I have successfully obscured all of the evidence and can be with her once more.

Hello Tumblr!

I see you’ve also had a friend arrested! Isn’t it tough? Don’t you miss staring longingly into their eyes and having beautiful conversations about everything and nothing and braiding your arrested friend’s hair and helping cover up her murders? From one normal human to another, how do you handle it?

hello homosexuallightyagami you are my favourite queer centred blog

approximately how gay is light?

why do you hate gay people?

Because nobody else (other than L) is on the same level of intelligence as me. People simply don’t have the IQ to understand that L is, in fact, incredibly attractive. Since I’m an intellectual, it only makes sense that what I say is objective fact.

Ryuk did NOT see me flex shirtless in the mirror while longingly thinking of L. I did NOT kiss my own beautiful reflection. And I have NEVER thought of kissing L.

You are Kira and you are gay. Stop lying.

light definitely isn’t kira!!!! though that would be so hot……………..

approximately how gay is light?

why do you hate gay people?

Because nobody else (other than L) is on the same level of intelligence as me. People simply don’t have the IQ to understand that L is, in fact, incredibly attractive. Since I’m an intellectual, it only makes sense that what I say is objective fact.

why do you hate gay people?