I'M NOT A PYROMANIAC

Do. You ever feel. Like. A plastic bag. ?

But like nah Flint, its totally okay to abandon someone who is definitely alive to try to search for someone who may or may not be dead.

: ) like my dad leaving me at a boarding school for about 10 years

mine left me to burn in the house smdh @ him

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I trusted you two to settle this and now my son is crying smh

well if GIEGUE hadn’t decided to blow up on me over a little comment we’d be fine!

I think I need a drink. *cracks open 6-pack of soda* ... I mean, if he was really getting on your nerves, you could just sing him away

I trusted you two to settle this and now my son is crying smh

Flemmington is so beautiful

no.... how could this be :(

I think you just provided me with the tuition to study at Snow Wood

you know it 8)

I will never deny you to be the true master of weedy

I strive to become weedy itself

you know it 8)

I will never deny you to be the true master of weedy