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HAVE YOU SEEN MY CARROT?

Hana says: "My beauty if worth more than that butterfly. Punch me instead, I'm way prettier." Ichiro says: dksfjksdfsd Hana says: "Have you seen my curls?" Hana says: "That butterfly can't compare." Hana says: whoops *is!!! apocalypseArisen derp says "have you seen my carrot?" UPM Chat says [Francis Bonnefoy] says: FUCK YOU BOTH Hana says: "Punch me that butterfly has nothing on my twelve inch carrot." apocalypseArisen derp says "damn butterflies don't even have one." UPM Chat says Hana says: "How can a butterfly even fly with a twelve inch carrot?" Hana says: "I'll tell you" Hana says: "They can't." Hana says: "But I can."

Once, I tamed a motherfucking dragon.

Link (via personality switch event)

birthday sex

roxas says: GUYS I JUST HAD roxas says: BIRTHDAY SEX roxas says: WITH RED

Gay Fullbuster

Refer to this post and a few times on TC and another post I'm too lazy to link.

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"A weave is a Pokemon that looks like a Shaymin!!"

- Silver's ahoge.

[19:41] red: everyone here is a ho-ho [19:41] letsago: especially Bowser

#upm tc

This entire post.

Take a chill pill

-- Mario to Waluigi

I’m-a just watching.

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Any roleplay involving N and his ponytail. Or weave, as some refer to it.

[ WHAT KIND OF MIRROR IS THIS. ]

A BROKEN ONE!

-- Izaya to Red

And honey, you need a new weave, you look like you just had a bad hangover. Please fix yourself, darlin’.

#just gonna submit everything james says okay

He will glitz you up and fix your rat’s nest of a weave.

I’ll make you.

Listen, people have called me many things in my lifetime, but never has anyone insinuated me bending the truth. Ever since I arrived, everyone has been interested in figuring out the origins of my hair as if it became some kind of urban legend. Well, I’m telling you that it comes from my lineage. Alright

-- Words that no one will ever truly believe.

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ARE YOU REALLY THIS STUPID? REALLY? HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU A THREAT TO ME AND HOW DO YOU END UP BEATING JESSIE, JAMES AND MEOWTH? SERIOUSLY. JESUS CHRIST.

- Giovanni to Ash

A vagina is like a Cloyster. Dark. Scary. It pretty much clamps down and squeezes your penis. That’s all I can say about a vagina.

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