Buck Turgidson

Best Mom ever

I want to date someone’s literal asshole. I’m not good enough to be your girlfriend, but I will beg for any slither of intimacy I can get with your ass. <3 I will kiss it good morning and good night with full, passionate makeout sessions. I will whisper to it about how much I need it and how I will do anything for it. I will daydream about it, set it as my lockscreen, edge myself to it. I will fall in love with it, completely devoted..  One day I wake up to the sound of another woman making out with your asshole. My heart is broken, I beg for your asshole. I am obsessed with it, I cannot live without it. I am addicted to it. I continue to beg and plead to tongue, sniff, and worship your ass.  “Pig, you are simply not good enough to be the girlfriend of my asshole anymore. It wants to break up with you but… if you are interested in being my asshole’s slave instead, you can suck it.”