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it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine

im available if any of you wanna fight

@ people who think they have to choose between liking dogs or cats more, I’m sorry that you live such a boring life

*puts snapchat text over area of insecurity* 

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

id rather be vain than learn to hate myself again

real fucking talk

my aesthetic is looking mean as hell but being the nicest warmest person you ever met so you feel terrible for judging and become a better person thru it all

my aunt and uncle share a toothbrush and if that was what true love looks like i think I’ll stay single

if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u

you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months

started from the bottom and i was somehow able to get lower

*me while losing an argument* Ok but why are you yelling

I love it when the dogs are on guard but not in full bark mode yet and they just whisper “boof”

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

either you put this many questions marks ???????????? or you put none