Fuck Yeah Holden Caulfield

Fuck you, and fuck this tumblr.

I have a problem with you guys repeating a handful of quotes over and over and showing pictures of teenaged girls artistically holding up copies of the book .

Well fuck you, I don’t want to see girls holding up books pretending to read them. If you want to read this damn book just read it. You don’t have to take a picture of yourself holding said book just to self-promote your god damn self.

And what’s up with quoting the same stuff over and over? I get it, “don’t ever tell anybody anything” and “people never notice anything” are good quotes.

Holden doesn’t like celebrity bullshit and you’re turning him into a mockery, what with the stupid ugly fanart bullshit. You should close this down.

You monkey fuckers are trying to ruin this book for me. Quit it.

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I see no need to defend what we do against you. It's a pretty short book. There's a finite number of quotes.