Guh

I know that people on here joke about this all the time, but I'm genuinely starting to believe that my bloodline was cursed with a "general inconvenience" curse.

I have many examples, but the main one, for me at least, is my ability to break any piece of technology by merely touching it. I touch anything, and something goes wrong with it... As well as my mental issues. My dad always somehow has people driving/walking/doing things slowly in front of him. We always lose shit that we've JUST placed down and should be within our line of sight. There's a ghost, or a curse, or something. I'm sure of it. Some witch or wizard or warlock or druid got mad at someone generations ago, and now we just have to deal with that forever now.

Oh my god, and stores only being out of the ONE ITEM I need... It's happened so many times. Too many times to be coincidence.

I know that people on here joke about this all the time, but I'm genuinely starting to believe that my bloodline was cursed with a "general inconvenience" curse.

I have many examples, but the main one, for me at least, is my ability to break any piece of technology by merely touching it. I touch anything, and something goes wrong with it... As well as my mental issues. My dad always somehow has people driving/walking/doing things slowly in front of him. We always lose shit that we've JUST placed down and should be within our line of sight. There's a ghost, or a curse, or something. I'm sure of it. Some witch or wizard or warlock or druid got mad at someone generations ago, and now we just have to deal with that forever now.

Grease me up and put me in some metal pipes. Watch me slide around until I get stuck and die

do i have to watch can i go do something else

I thought you'd like it

crazy how quickly dust accumulates. i should be allowed to put my trinkets on a shelf and not touch them and they remain in perfect condition forever. dont even get me STARTED on the inside of a computer. why do i have to brush your teeth. youre technology.

I'm not british but "daft cunt" is such a funny insult but I couldn't say it without sounding like one myself

It's a shame they aren't making music anymore

*jingling the jester bells i obtained from the jesters i hunted &killed, but specifically bc im trying to reestablish traditional jester mating grounds as part of ongoing jester conservation efforts (so I can eventually return to hunting& slaughtering jesters for sport)*

I really can’t believe I’ve been on this hell site for 8 years

Impart me in your wisdom of ancient times

one time there was a tumblr user with the url “pizza” and she would just comment on any text post about pizza saying “omg that’s me” and then we found out she had an entire tag dedicated to saying the n word

One time somebody paid $750 for the url ‘hi’ and got deleted in less than a year for promoting weight loss scams

too much to document, but god damn we can try

Seeing that this was from 2019 is like how ancient Egypt had people who studied even more ancient versions of Egypt.

@hellsite-hall-of-fame what say you?

SO weird to me that the default assumption in modern fandom is that you must be attracted to your favorite characters. nah man those are just my funky little guys and gals i want to study them under a microscope. i want to put them in a mason jar and shake it and see what happens

as i slowly try to get over my arachnophobia i must confess i always thought it was silly when people told me "don't worry, they're more scared of you than you are of them!" like okay first of all i'm not even sure if thats true, most house spiders seem like they're kinda minding their own business while i am demonstrably freaking out. second of all if it IS true then it doesnt even change how scared i am. like great now we're both scared. i'm scared, the spiders scared, everythings fucked. lets just burn the house down hand in unlovable hand (and hand and hand and hand and hand and hand and hand and hand.)

Actually more helpful to arachnophobia is the fact that spiders hate the feel of human skin. They think you're really really gross

^This. Like the tags said it is veeeery hard to get a spider on your hand they just hate touching you so much. Despite the fact that I'm not even a little bit scared or grossed out by bugs I still have to let spiders outside by the paper-and-cup method because trying to get one on your skin is just impossible.

no seriously i’ve SEEN them freak out and go “eEEWWWW I TOUCHED IITTT” and they shake off their feet like cats it’s so funny 😭