Pissed off hungry Bitch.

Date a cutie who pushes you to become a better version of you, for your sake

Maybe Valentine’s Day is just a conspiracy of Scorpios to trick people into making more Scorpios…

Smoking a blunt vs eating an edible

Despite having pink hair, a tragic backstory, and untold magic power, the narrator refuses to make you the main character

Nymphadora Tonks and the Non-Existant Side Story.

Parents mainly make their children go to bed early because they desperately just want some non-kids time to themselves.

During sex, it’s perfectly fine to say “yeah”, “yes”, and “oh yes”, but how awkward would it be if someone kept screaming “yep”.

The real Tide Pod Challenge is actually doing a load of laundry while suffering from crippling depression.