Fucking Creatives

I'm not here to give the client what they want, I'm here to give them what they never dreamed was possible.

“You’re confusing me with somebody who cares.”

“Let’s put it in augmented reality!”

“Can we shave half a frame off of the last shot?”

“Make it elegant... but dynamic!”

“Don’t you guys just press a button or something?”

“I should be a planner—I’m always doing the brief anyway.”

“It needs to be more graphic.”

“We need something upbeat and fun.”

“If we have to change that line, we should just kill the whole thing.”

“Can you just raise the limiter?”

“What would silence sound like?”

“Ok, I stopped paying attention, but I’m sure we have it.”

“Go ahead and flex your wings on this one.”

“We could shoot it like that Michel Gondry video.”