Fuckery At It's Finest 👽👽👽

Sam knocked out a female heavy weight wrestler in one move, after directly asking her “Hey I’m pissed wanna throw down” and getting consent. She was 100% prepared for combat at that moment.

Freddy Hacked into a military computer, made a youtube video that could permanently damage your eyes, and also turned a toy gun into a functional laser gun.

Spencer had the gift of pyrokinesis which went off at random and this was treated as only a medium inconvenience.

Carly was able to manipulate all 3 of these people, one of them being her legal guardian. Sam and Freddy were said to be able to argue indefinitely, Sam even getting into a fight with her mom for so long the therapist who forced them into conversation nearly went insane.

Or when Sam created a sweatshop with 9 year olds working in it and only fed them horse food

Or when Neville made it seem like Carly had attacked an elderly lady so her granddaughter (a female kickboxing champ) would beat Carly’s ass

Or the fact that they literally had to skydive into Japan from a plane filled with caged possums.

Or when Spencer and Freddie’s mom were bound to some massage tables with Seeweed, and Spencer ate his way through the Seeweed