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So someone requested and even though it was long most of it seemed pretty easy so I decided to translate it. Then I forgot to ask for the source although I’m pretty sure I saw it on pixiv before.

ORIGINAL <– don’t know yet. I forgot to ask the person who requested for the source so if you do know please send me a message

This is a pointless kissing party

ORIGINAL: 【腐】キセキと黒子つめ3 by さつこ

[GOM x Kuroko] Sleepover at Himuro’s House (PART 2/2)

Translation and Typesetting by Kandalice

Source: http://heizi.52pk.com/trmh/201307/5642240_2.shtml

【腐向け】じーって何？ by: なるせ＠ついった

Series: Kuroko no Basuke Pairing: General/Kiseki Rating: PG 

Summary: the Kiseki talk about H-vocabulary

Fandom: Kuroko no Basuke Title: それならしかたない1 & それならしかたない2 Artist: かめこ Pairing: Murasakibara/Midorima & Takao/Midorima Rating: PG

I actually combined the two comics since they’re both pretty short.

Fandom: Kuroko no Basuke Title: 誘惑してみたい Artist: 松永冴 Pairing: Takao/Midorima Rating: PG

This marks my 100th translation post!  (Excluding the speed trans and other random comment translations I’ve done) 

i would like to have you know that i spent 20 minutes staring at the screen because oh no fuck theres sO MANY I GOTTA KEEP A LIMIT HOW DO I EVEN START (i apologize because this is probably gonna be a little crack-ish. as per usual. fuck)

Peter Maximoff Headcanons (NSFW) 

- the first time you see his dick you call it ‘lil peter’ and peter gets affronted bc like ‘i’m not small how dare you i’m big dick peter’ and pouts 

- and then when he strokes it till its fully hard you shut tf up because nope nope nope nope nope it’s not ‘lil peter’ at all holy fuck are you gonna die on his dick is this it is this your life

- he’s 8 inches. happy thirsting, fangirls :)

- one of his biggest turn ons is hearing you call him ‘pietro’

- he once came prematurely because you were whispering his name directly into his ear while kissing and you’ve never let him live it down

- “i-i can’t be blamed for cumming early when you’re saying my name like that!” “like what, pietro?” “ASDFGHKLfuc - ”

- he also has this thing for your neck, and it’s so fucking obvious. he brushes his lips softly along your jawline, likes nipping gently on your neck to make you whine and you want to punch him every time he smirks against your skin because you’re loving what he’s doing to you

- “hmm don’t hold your moans princess i wanna hear em ♥” “peter shut the fuck up or i’ll punch you in the throat”

- peter has this duality???? triality??? quadrality??? with you on and off (and sometimes both) the bedroom. when he’s not he’s this soft, cuddly puppy who wants physical affection and whispers of love and adoration and another he’s a cocky little shit who drives you nuts with his crude humor and arrogance

- in the bedroom he becomes this lust-ridden predator who looks at you like he wants to ruin you and worship you at the same time, to this submissive, adoring and needy innocent virgin who wants you to ruin him

- he’s an obssessive kisser. he likes kissing you slowly and passionately from the backs of your ears, sucking on your earlobe to hear you mewl, nipping down to your chest, your tummy and suddenly sucking aggressive hickeys against the back of your thighs to make you squirm

- in fact he loves making you squirm, it’s a sign he’s doing his fucking job right goddamit

- you don’t know if it’s even possible but he makes dirty talk sound cute

- “haven’t even touched you yet and you’re dripping, princess. couldn’t wait till i fingered your pretty little pussy? cute.” 

- “fuck, wanna eat you up. gonna make you cry and beg for me. that okay with you princess?” 

- “god princess your thighs. you’re gonna kill me one day you know? wanna fuck your thighs so bad.”

- (he gets really embarrassed about it afterwards and his ears are permanently red for the rest of the night)

- he likes fucking you mostly clothed, thinks it’s sexier and raunchier to see you totally debauched and a mess with your shirt halfway unbuttoned and showing off your breasts and a skirt hitched around your hips with your panties pulled aside so he can easily ram his cock inside you

- he prefers to see your face when he’s fucking you because you make “the cutest faces” when you’re being fucked

- “s-stop smirking peter or i’ll hop off your dick r-right this second” “you sure about that, princess?” “w-wait peter i-i’m mmmMMPH -!”

- thus his favorite position is when you’re riding him, so he can stare at you while you’re fucking up and down on him and so he can play with your breasts and pinch your nipples until you squeal

- aka he’s a fucking tease. he drags foreplay out as long as possible because he wants you to ask for it and you love hate him for that

- he likes it when you pull his hair, growls when you pull hard enough to sting which always ends up with him grabbing your hips in retaliationand initiating some clothed grinding

- and let’s talk about his vibrating tongue because holy fuck this is the reason none of you need to invest in vibrators bc his tongue works magic against your clit and you cry every time he eats you out

- the fastest time you’ve ever cum from his vibrating tongue is 1 minute 25 seconds and he’s been trying to beat that record ever since 

- he’s still kinda young so he’s exploring but he really wants to fuck you in public at least once

- “hey sunshine how do you feel like riding me in the back row seat of a movie theater?” “there’s a movie showing at the mall right now” “fuck i love you so much”

- he always blushes when you offer to give him a blowjob and whimpers when he sees his cock sliding into your mouth and has the worst time trying not to come prematurely down your throat because your mouth feels so good, oh my god

- he doesn’t yank your hair when you’re sucking him but he still holds onto your roots gently, lovingly carding through your hair and gripping it tight with a growl when his cock reaches the tip of your throat

- and just like his name quicksilver, he’s also quick in bed too

- (you thought i was gonna make a premature ejaculation joke? HA you thought WRONG)

- the first time he came inside you think it’s over and done with but nope, he’s up and hard and raring to go for six more rounds and making one speedy recovery one after another and you honestly do appreciate his sex drive but after the twelfth round you think any normal mutant much less human would be ready to drop dead at that point

- sometimes you wonder why you even have sex with peter when every session you two have ends up with your ass on fire and unable to walk for months

- “limping again, sunshine? ;^)” “peter i’m gonna shove a dildo up your ass if you don’t shut up right now” 

- lazy fucking with peter involves blasting music to the max so the bass thrums beneath the soles of your feet while you make out with each other. you like these times the best because sex is slow and you have more time to focus on each other and you enjoy peter’s languid stare raking all over your body

- of course when you’re lazy fucking peter tends to let his guard down so none of you notice that someone is banging the door down and telling you to turn down the music until scott screams like a little girl and accidentally blasts a hole through your bedroom wall

- peter gives absolutely zero fucks to being interrupted and if said interuptee causes a scene peter would just give them a look like “really? can you just leave?” while at the same time continuing to fuck you without a care in the world

- except you care and you smack him in the forehead and yell at scott to get the fuck out 

- peter always laughs afterwards when this happens and you privately wonder if he has an exhibitionism kink

AHHHH I’VE BEEN TRYING TO KEEP MY HEADCANONS UNDER 1K BUT OOPS i actually wanted to write peter’s submissive side and more dirtier and hardcore stuff but ahh lets see what happens thanks for the request!

I see those colour posts and wanted one a little more fitting

Scarlet - Spank me hard.

Hi I’m having a lot of troubles finishing/ starting headcanons at the moment and it’s going to take me some time to get them all done but here’s some gif fluff to keep you satisfied for the time being. Enjoy!

Yoosung:

(Cute baby boy)

Zen:

(Cuteness overload)

Jaehee:

(Precious bean)

Jumin:

(Can hug you for hours)

707:

(Loves you to bits)

V:

(He needs the love)

Saeran:

reliving old memories

i feel like yoosung’s mom is the type of mom who records all his embarrassing elementary school performances and saves them into cds

ohhh i like the way you think, anon!!

Yoosung • Hes so nervous, but won’t admit it• “Yoosung, youre shaking.” “i’m nOT”• Stutters when he meets them and nearly trips• but he’s instantly accepted as part of the family and soon feels comfortable• turns out one of MC’s brothers plays LOLOL so they bond • MC’s mom simply loves him•he helps Momma cook dinner• “hes such a sweet boy” “MOOMMM”

Zen • Charms MC’s mom instantly with his charisma and looks• MCs brothers interrogate him• “so youre an actor?” “Yes” “And you arent gay? ” “THATS ENOUGH” “..just making sure sis” • turns out her dad likes musicals, so they get into a real in depth conversation about them• he tells them the story of running away and MC’s mom hugs him while crying

Jaehee • she dresses her very best• shes afraid they won’t accept her because shes a woman• that changed when she opens the door and is instantly engulfed in Momma MC’s arms • “ you must be jaehee! Ive heard so much about you, dear”• “so you want to marry my daughter, correct?” “Yes, sir.” “Please keep her in line is all that I ask”• sHE IS SHOCKED• big bros heard she had a black belt and challenged her to fight• (she won)

Jumin • is v respectful (but he still looks like ‘she calls me daddy too’)• greets her father with a firm handshake • brought flowers for MCs mom and she loved them • “hes such a fine man. You did good MC!” “ Momma please”• Kinda gets into a silent wars with the brothers bc they think hes a punk• they end up arm wrestling like children• (jumin wins)• ((he is secretly very proud))

OMG. WHEN I SAW THIS I HAD TO DRAW IT

Pairing: 707 x MC/Reader

Genre: Humor, Smut

Summary: MC has a subtle discussion with Zen about a problem she’s having with Seven. She couldn’t have anticipated Seven’s reaction.

Warning: Explicit content and dirty talk. I personally love really filthy dirty talk, but tried to scale it back to just dirty talk. I may have failed spectacularly, so fair warning.

Before reading ANY further, know that there are spoilers for 707’s route and mature content. I’ve been sitting on this for so long and it isn’t as long as it looks, but I’m glad to finally get it up, pun intended.

I hope you enjoy my first contribution to the fandom -coyly drops in the basket-