hey i think weâre all thirsting for some NSFW peter x reader headcanons you feel? thx i need my fix
i would like to have you know that i spent 20 minutes staring at the screen because oh no fuck theres sO MANY I GOTTA KEEP A LIMIT HOW DO I EVEN STARTÂ (i apologize because this is probably gonna be a little crack-ish. as per usual. fuck)
Peter Maximoff Headcanons (NSFW)Â
- the first time you see his dick you call it âlil peterâ and peter gets affronted bc like âiâm not small how dare you iâm big dick peterâ and poutsÂ
- and then when he strokes it till its fully hard you shut tf up because nope nope nope nope nope itâs not âlil peterâ at all holy fuck are you gonna die on his dick is this it is this your life
- heâs 8 inches. happy thirsting, fangirls :)
- one of his biggest turn ons is hearing you call him âpietroâ
- he once came prematurely because you were whispering his name directly into his ear while kissing and youâve never let him live it down
- âi-i canât be blamed for cumming early when youâre saying my name like that!â âlike what, pietro?â âASDFGHKLfuc - â
- he also has this thing for your neck, and itâs so fucking obvious. he brushes his lips softly along your jawline, likes nipping gently on your neck to make you whine and you want to punch him every time he smirks against your skin because youâre loving what heâs doing to you
- âhmm donât hold your moans princess i wanna hear em âĽâ âpeter shut the fuck up or iâll punch you in the throatâ
- peter has this duality???? triality??? quadrality??? with you on and off (and sometimes both) the bedroom. when heâs not heâs this soft, cuddly puppy who wants physical affection and whispers of love and adoration and another heâs a cocky little shit who drives you nuts with his crude humor and arrogance
- in the bedroom he becomes this lust-ridden predator who looks at you like he wants to ruin you and worship you at the same time, to this submissive, adoring and needy innocent virgin who wants you to ruin him
- heâs an obssessive kisser. he likes kissing you slowly and passionately from the backs of your ears, sucking on your earlobe to hear you mewl, nipping down to your chest, your tummy and suddenly sucking aggressive hickeys against the back of your thighs to make you squirm
- in fact he loves making you squirm, itâs a sign heâs doing his fucking job right goddamit
- you donât know if itâs even possible but he makes dirty talk sound cute
- âhavenât even touched you yet and youâre dripping, princess. couldnât wait till i fingered your pretty little pussy? cute.âÂ
- âfuck, wanna eat you up. gonna make you cry and beg for me. that okay with you princess?âÂ
-Â âgod princess your thighs. youâre gonna kill me one day you know? wanna fuck your thighs so bad.â
- (he gets really embarrassed about it afterwards and his ears are permanently red for the rest of the night)
- he likes fucking you mostly clothed, thinks itâs sexier and raunchier to see you totally debauched and a mess with your shirt halfway unbuttoned and showing off your breasts and a skirt hitched around your hips with your panties pulled aside so he can easily ram his cock inside you
- he prefers to see your face when heâs fucking you because you make âthe cutest facesâ when youâre being fucked
- âs-stop smirking peter or iâll hop off your dick r-right this secondâ âyou sure about that, princess?â âw-wait peter i-iâm mmmMMPH -!â
- thus his favorite position is when youâre riding him, so he can stare at you while youâre fucking up and down on him and so he can play with your breasts and pinch your nipples until you squeal
- aka heâs a fucking tease. he drags foreplay out as long as possible because he wants you to ask for it and you love hate him for that
- he likes it when you pull his hair, growls when you pull hard enough to sting which always ends up with him grabbing your hips in retaliationand initiating some clothed grinding
- and letâs talk about his vibrating tongue because holy fuck this is the reason none of you need to invest in vibrators bc his tongue works magic against your clit and you cry every time he eats you out
- the fastest time youâve ever cum from his vibrating tongue is 1 minute 25 seconds and heâs been trying to beat that record ever sinceÂ
- heâs still kinda young so heâs exploring but he really wants to fuck you in public at least once
- âhey sunshine how do you feel like riding me in the back row seat of a movie theater?â âthereâs a movie showing at the mall right nowâ âfuck i love you so muchâ
- he always blushes when you offer to give him a blowjob and whimpers when he sees his cock sliding into your mouth and has the worst time trying not to come prematurely down your throat because your mouth feels so good, oh my god
- he doesnât yank your hair when youâre sucking him but he still holds onto your roots gently, lovingly carding through your hair and gripping it tight with a growl when his cock reaches the tip of your throat
- and just like his name quicksilver, heâs also quick in bed too
- (you thought i was gonna make a premature ejaculation joke? HA you thought WRONG)
- the first time he came inside you think itâs over and done with but nope, heâs up and hard and raring to go for six more rounds and making one speedy recovery one after another and you honestly do appreciate his sex drive but after the twelfth round you think any normal mutant much less human would be ready to drop dead at that point
- sometimes you wonder why you even have sex with peter when every session you two have ends up with your ass on fire and unable to walk for months
- âlimping again, sunshine? ;^)â âpeter iâm gonna shove a dildo up your ass if you donât shut up right nowâÂ
- lazy fucking with peter involves blasting music to the max so the bass thrums beneath the soles of your feet while you make out with each other. you like these times the best because sex is slow and you have more time to focus on each other and you enjoy peterâs languid stare raking all over your body
- of course when youâre lazy fucking peter tends to let his guard down so none of you notice that someone is banging the door down and telling you to turn down the music until scott screams like a little girl and accidentally blasts a hole through your bedroom wall
- peter gives absolutely zero fucks to being interrupted and if said interuptee causes a scene peter would just give them a look like âreally? can you just leave?â while at the same time continuing to fuck you without a care in the world
- except you care and you smack him in the forehead and yell at scott to get the fuck outÂ
- peter always laughs afterwards when this happens and you privately wonder if he has an exhibitionism kink
AHHHH IâVE BEEN TRYING TO KEEP MY HEADCANONS UNDER 1K BUT OOPS i actually wanted to write peterâs submissive side and more dirtier and hardcore stuff but ahh lets see what happens thanks for the request!
REQUESTS ARE OPEN (for all pairings!)