MAX JÄGERMAN @fuck-n3rds - Tumblr Blog

IT’S THE JÄGERMEISTER‼️🏈

What’s up BITCH! It’s MAX JÄGERMAN💪

My friends told me to get tumblr so here I am. I’m a guy, he/him and I fuck chics.

NERDS DNI🖕

Unless it's @its-not-micro I love you babe

#max jagerman #rp ask blog #rp blog #nerdy prudes must die #starkid npmd #npmd #npmd rp #npmd roleplay #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetblr #hatchetfield roleplay #hatchetfield rp #hatchetfeild roleplay #hatchetfeild rp

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

its-not-micro

hello can I borrow one of your purple bow ties my football-boyfriend said that only nerdy prudes wear them so I want one to wear out of spite.

HAH absoLUTELY

(and you can also tell my football-boyfriend (@fuck-n3rds)who it is and he'll whack some sense into them ❤️)

fuck-n3rds

Oh yeah I'll gladly beat someone up I love doing that

random-hatchetfield-high-student

so I um I wore it in front of him yesterday and was like, “hey look! Bow ties are actually cool! I’m cool, and I’m wearing a bow tie!” Then he gave me a weird face and said “sure…” under his breath. We kept having a normal conversation after that but does my boyfriend not think I’m cool?? Idk sorry for ranting I need to get him something to make up for whatever I did

its-not-micro

hey woah. Don't get him shit. He sounds like a dickhead.

random-hatchetfield-high-student

hey! That’s not… true…

its-not-micro

it's very true.

random-hatchetfield-high-student

uh, well… how do you know?! You don’t even know him! Anyway, I already made a gift basket. I don’t know how to get it to him though… I think I’ll ask max, he plays football !

its-not-micro

@fuck-n3rds if you give that gift basket to him you're not coming over this weekend. punch him for me pls <3

fuck-n3rds

Oh uh okay

Love you babe <3

fuck-n3rds

Wsp Max.

@stuck-working-at-miss-retros

Yooo hows it going Brenda

stuck-working-at-miss-retros

It’s going alright, ig. Just this weather is gonna make me die.

fuck-n3rds

Ahh yeah thats fair

You can do it though i believe it

Wsp Max.

@stuck-working-at-miss-retros

Yooo hows it going Brenda

#npmd rp #hatchetfield roleplay #hatchetfield rp #max npmd #max jagerman #rp blog #max jägerman #npmd max #npmd roleplay #hatchetblr

its-not-micro

Peteee can you ask Max to make people go to my show? I keep asking people but there isn't not a lot of reception :(( I'm down on my knees begging ;3

@ruths-spotlight

I was about to ask and then you added the winky face. No <3

ruths-spotlight

Oh come on Pete! Don't be a bully!! Just ask him. Pleaseeeee :( On my knees without a winky face. I guess ://

its-not-micro

better. @fuck-n3rds babe Ruth wants you to make people go to her show please (also we're going. you don't get a choice)

fuck-n3rds

..........fine

I'll tell Kyle and Jason. They like theater I think???

Brenda and Stace will most likely get more of their girl friends to come along

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

fuck-n3rds

What do you want to be if you grow up?

Idk i should probably start thinking abt that sorta stuff

its-not-micro

be my husband 😋

fuck-n3rds

Ngh okay

its-not-micro

hello can I borrow one of your purple bow ties my football-boyfriend said that only nerdy prudes wear them so I want one to wear out of spite.

HAH absoLUTELY

(and you can also tell my football-boyfriend (@fuck-n3rds)who it is and he'll whack some sense into them ❤️)

fuck-n3rds

Oh yeah I'll gladly beat someone up I love doing that

#hatchetfield roleplay #hatchetfield rp #rp blog #hatchetblr #npmd rp #rp ask blog #max jägerman #peter spankoffski #max jagerman

What do you want to be if you grow up?

Idk i should probably start thinking abt that sorta stuff

#npmd rp #hatchetfield roleplay #hatchetfield rp #max npmd #max jagerman #rp blog #max jägerman #npmd max #npmd roleplay #hatchetblr

fuck-n3rds

SHITSHITSHIT

*ethan appears from seemingly nowhere and dives forward to chase something falling into the gutter*

Nooohoooo 😓😓

*he does not seem successful*

@eggthan-gr33n

*Max looks over at the situation, laughing a little.*

"You alright over there, dude?"

*He looks at Ethan and down the gutter to see if he might be able to help.*

eggthan-gr33n

Yeah um

Uh

My keys kinda

*'phewwwww doink' falling sound effect*

*he seems quite embarrassed, but not surprised, almost as if this happened many, many times before*

fuck-n3rds

Well shit...

*he looks around to see if there's a way to get the keys back*

Have you ever had this before...? Maybe some guy who works in the sewers can get them for you

...

Do people work in sewers?

SHITSHITSHIT

*ethan appears from seemingly nowhere and dives forward to chase something falling into the gutter*

Nooohoooo 😓😓

*he does not seem successful*

@eggthan-gr33n

*Max looks over at the situation, laughing a little.*

"You alright over there, dude?"

*He looks at Ethan and down the gutter to see if he might be able to help.*

#hatchetfield roleplay #hatchetfield rp #max npmd #max jagerman #npmd rp #max jägerman #rp blog

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

its-not-micro

if it’s not micro then does that mean @fuck-n3rds calls you macro Peter now? :p

no he just calls me babe :p

fuck-n3rds

Hell YEAH I DO

its-not-micro

apparently @eggthan-gr33n can debone me like a fish so now im wondering what kind of fish me and my friends could be

eggthan-gr33n

Goldfish with bigass eyes, fish in heat, cool fish and strange blue guppie. Next question

fuck-n3rds

I'd be a shark

its-not-micro

hammerhead next question

fuck-n3rds

Are you saying ive been hit on the head with a hammer

Are you calling me stupit

its-not-micro

NOOOO NONONO IM SAYING YOUD BE A HAMMERHEAD SHARK

YK

fuck-n3rds

Oh those are sick bro

its-not-micro

did you just call me bro.

fuck-n3rds

...

Nerd

its-not-micro

apparently @eggthan-gr33n can debone me like a fish so now im wondering what kind of fish me and my friends could be

eggthan-gr33n

Goldfish with bigass eyes, fish in heat, cool fish and strange blue guppie. Next question

fuck-n3rds

I'd be a shark

its-not-micro

hammerhead next question

fuck-n3rds

Are you saying ive been hit on the head with a hammer

Are you calling me stupit

its-not-micro

NOOOO NONONO IM SAYING YOUD BE A HAMMERHEAD SHARK

YK

fuck-n3rds

Oh those are sick bro

fuck-n3rds

taking "fuck nerds" a bit litteraly there ain't you

(@eggthan-gr33n)

Ssshhh shh shut up bro

eggthan-gr33n

that's what the government wants me to do tho

Nerd fucker

fuck-n3rds

At least he tastes good

eggthan-gr33n

Pardon the fuck did my ears just get cursed with?

fuck-n3rds

Fuck off bro

eggthan-gr33n

I'm... glad you two are having fun???

its-not-micro

I am so sorry about him.

fuck-n3rds

EXCUSE ME?

Dont apologise for me I can do that for myself

And i wont

its-not-micro

apparently @eggthan-gr33n can debone me like a fish so now im wondering what kind of fish me and my friends could be

eggthan-gr33n

Goldfish with bigass eyes, fish in heat, cool fish and strange blue guppie. Next question

fuck-n3rds

I'd be a shark

its-not-micro

hammerhead next question

fuck-n3rds

Are you saying ive been hit on the head with a hammer

Are you calling me stupit

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

its-not-micro

apparently @eggthan-gr33n can debone me like a fish so now im wondering what kind of fish me and my friends could be

eggthan-gr33n

Goldfish with bigass eyes, fish in heat, cool fish and strange blue guppie. Next question

fuck-n3rds

I'd be a shark

#ooc: guess who finally posts again #npmd rp #hatchetfield roleplay #hatchetfield rp #max npmd #max jagerman #npmd max #rp blog #npmd roleplay #hatchetblr #rp ask blog

What do you think is the most boring subject in school?

School

Except for P.E. that rocks

#npmd rp #hatchetfield roleplay #hatchetfield rp #max npmd #max jagerman #npmd max #rp blog #npmd roleplay #hatchetblr #rp ask blog

Trending Blogs

Last Seen Blogs

MAX JÄGERMAN