ITāS THE JĆGERMEISTERā¼ļøš
Whatās up BITCH! Itās MAX JĆGERMANšŖ
My friends told me to get tumblr so here I am. Iām a guy, he/him and I fuck chics.
NERDS DNIš
Unless it's @its-not-micro I love you babe
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we're not kids anymore.
trying on a metaphor

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@fuck-n3rds
ITāS THE JĆGERMEISTERā¼ļøš
Whatās up BITCH! Itās MAX JĆGERMANšŖ
My friends told me to get tumblr so here I am. Iām a guy, he/him and I fuck chics.
NERDS DNIš
Unless it's @its-not-micro I love you babe

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hello can I borrow one of your purple bow ties my football-boyfriend said that only nerdy prudes wear them so I want one to wear out of spite.
HAH absoLUTELY
(and you can also tell my football-boyfriend (@fuck-n3rds)who it is and he'll whack some sense into them ā¤ļø)
Oh yeah I'll gladly beat someone up I love doing that
so I um I wore it in front of him yesterday and was like, āhey look! Bow ties are actually cool! Iām cool, and Iām wearing a bow tie!ā Then he gave me a weird face and said āsureā¦ā under his breath. We kept having a normal conversation after that but does my boyfriend not think Iām cool?? Idk sorry for ranting I need to get him something to make up for whatever I did
hey woah. Don't get him shit. He sounds like a dickhead.
hey! Thatās not⦠trueā¦
it's very true.
uh, well⦠how do you know?! You donāt even know him! Anyway, I already made a gift basket. I donāt know how to get it to him though⦠I think Iāll ask max, he plays football !
@fuck-n3rds if you give that gift basket to him you're not coming over this weekend. punch him for me pls <3
Oh uh okay
Love you babe <3
Wsp Max.
@stuck-working-at-miss-retros
Yooo hows it going Brenda
Itās going alright, ig. Just this weather is gonna make me die.
Ahh yeah thats fair
You can do it though i believe it
Wsp Max.
@stuck-working-at-miss-retros
Yooo hows it going Brenda
Peteee can you ask Max to make people go to my show? I keep asking people but there isn't not a lot of reception :(( I'm down on my knees begging ;3
@ruths-spotlight
I was about to ask and then you added the winky face. No <3
Oh come on Pete! Don't be a bully!! Just ask him. Pleaseeeee :( On my knees without a winky face. I guess ://
better. @fuck-n3rds babe Ruth wants you to make people go to her show please (also we're going. you don't get a choice)
..........fine
I'll tell Kyle and Jason. They like theater I think???
Brenda and Stace will most likely get more of their girl friends to come along

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What do you want to be if you grow up?
Idk i should probably start thinking abt that sorta stuff
be my husband š
Ngh okay
hello can I borrow one of your purple bow ties my football-boyfriend said that only nerdy prudes wear them so I want one to wear out of spite.
HAH absoLUTELY
(and you can also tell my football-boyfriend (@fuck-n3rds)who it is and he'll whack some sense into them ā¤ļø)
Oh yeah I'll gladly beat someone up I love doing that
What do you want to be if you grow up?
Idk i should probably start thinking abt that sorta stuff
SHITSHITSHIT
*ethan appears from seemingly nowhere and dives forward to chase something falling into the gutter*
Nooohoooo šš
*he does not seem successful*
@eggthan-gr33n
*Max looks over at the situation, laughing a little.*
"You alright over there, dude?"
*He looks at Ethan and down the gutter to see if he might be able to help.*
Yeah um
Uh
My keys kinda
*'phewwwww doink' falling sound effect*
*he seems quite embarrassed, but not surprised, almost as if this happened many, many times before*
Well shit...
*he looks around to see if there's a way to get the keys back*
Have you ever had this before...? Maybe some guy who works in the sewers can get them for you
...
Do people work in sewers?
SHITSHITSHIT
*ethan appears from seemingly nowhere and dives forward to chase something falling into the gutter*
Nooohoooo šš
*he does not seem successful*
@eggthan-gr33n
*Max looks over at the situation, laughing a little.*
"You alright over there, dude?"
*He looks at Ethan and down the gutter to see if he might be able to help.*

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if itās not micro then does that mean @fuck-n3rds calls you macro Peter now? :p
no he just calls me babe :p
Hell YEAH I DO
apparently @eggthan-gr33n can debone me like a fish so now im wondering what kind of fish me and my friends could be
Goldfish with bigass eyes, fish in heat, cool fish and strange blue guppie. Next question
I'd be a shark
hammerhead next question
Are you saying ive been hit on the head with a hammer
Are you calling me stupit
NOOOO NONONO IM SAYING YOUD BE A HAMMERHEAD SHARK
YK
Oh those are sick bro
did you just call me bro.
...
Nerd
apparently @eggthan-gr33n can debone me like a fish so now im wondering what kind of fish me and my friends could be
Goldfish with bigass eyes, fish in heat, cool fish and strange blue guppie. Next question
I'd be a shark
hammerhead next question
Are you saying ive been hit on the head with a hammer
Are you calling me stupit
NOOOO NONONO IM SAYING YOUD BE A HAMMERHEAD SHARK
YK
Oh those are sick bro
taking "fuck nerds" a bit litteraly there ain't you
(@eggthan-gr33n)
Ssshhh shh shut up bro
that's what the government wants me to do tho
Nerd fucker
At least he tastes good
Pardon the fuck did my ears just get cursed with?
Fuck off bro
I'm... glad you two are having fun???
I am so sorry about him.
EXCUSE ME?
Dont apologise for me I can do that for myself
And i wont
apparently @eggthan-gr33n can debone me like a fish so now im wondering what kind of fish me and my friends could be
Goldfish with bigass eyes, fish in heat, cool fish and strange blue guppie. Next question
I'd be a shark
hammerhead next question
Are you saying ive been hit on the head with a hammer
Are you calling me stupit

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apparently @eggthan-gr33n can debone me like a fish so now im wondering what kind of fish me and my friends could be
Goldfish with bigass eyes, fish in heat, cool fish and strange blue guppie. Next question
I'd be a shark
What do you think is the most boring subject in school?
School
Except for P.E. that rocks