you got me;

Just keep lying to yourself, will you?

I’m just trying to help you.

“It’s fine. I’ll do it once we go home.”

“You do you, man. You do you.”

That’s a fantastic idea, i’ll even frame it.

Oh would you? I’td make all my dreams come true.

Oh. Right. Making a sign isn’t part of the plan. What if that ruins the process and makes me sick? What then?

I don’t think it’d make you sick. If you don’t want to do it, then you could always ask someone else to.

Now I can tell people my office scent is Zale approved.

The Zale Stamp of Approval. I’ll have one of the kids make me a very convincing document and you can hang it up next to all your PhD’s or whatever you have on your walls.

I w-want my M-Mama.

Presley?

Vanilla bean noel, strawberry daiquiri and Hawaiian breeze.

Go with the strawberry one, for sure.

Sorry, what?

I was just asking if you were okay.

But those aren’t my clothes.

I’ve tried having faith in them before, it didn’t work.

Maybe..have a little more?

Why do you think that? You're in here for a reason, so you can't be that different. Everyone is messed up. You, me, even the President. Not one sdingle person has every piece together and that’s okay.

That doesn’t make it hurt any less. Wanna pick out the scent, Mr.picky nose?

It would be my honor. What kinds do you have?

They’re kids Zale, there’s no way they would do this themselves.

You have to have faith in them.

Wasn’t me.

I’m not so sure that I believe you.

Excuse you! Now i’m going to have to light candles, I thought it smelled good.

Just being honest! Honesty is the best policy, that’s what they say. Yes, candles are good.

I like to wash my stuff on my own, so I promise it wasn’t me. I haven’t even attempted to unpack yet.

At least you’re not lying to me, I’d be very offended if you were. Me either.