Funny Things Neopets Captions Say

...If you can even call it a shield.

Aren't Kyrii's supposed to hate apples in Neopets canon? That makes this item rather ironic, no?

Oh dear.

Well that sounds cool and all, but what is it actually made out of?

BATTLE OF THE SUPERS!!!

Uh, there are a lot of words I can think of that start with an "F".

Sometimes, you just have to ask yourself if it's really worth it.

ALL OF THEM.

Oh yeah, it can also protect you from damage too if you want to use it for that sort of thing.

Every cool thing comes with a price.

I don't think you're supposed to drink that...

Because the most important thing to protect during a battle is definitely one's fur.

So.... Chia-Rambo. Okay.

This shield is made of what?