they told me i was gone

I honestly don’t know. I hope not. I didn’t get a good look at it. Am I going to die Chris? Please take me to the hospital. I’ll try not to faint on you. All bugs are heartless. They need to be gotten rid of already.

Mm.. did it bite you? Have you been stung at all? I think you’ll be alright.. fight the power, don’t let the enemy win. What about ladybugs? Those aren’t that bad.. even though they’re beetles. They’re deceitful beetles. 

There aren’t enough words in the dictionary to expose how fuckin’ irritated I am with the Seattle dentistry. You see these pearly whites? They don’t come cheap. I take pride in perfecting this smile and for some reason today my tooth hit some kind of “let’s fuck up Kaiden’s day” motto and has been killing the right side of my mouth. Naturally, I called up a few places because I need this fixed, and apparently I need some kind of surgery for it? First of all, I don’t trust or know them well enough to have them all up in my mouth. Second, why the fuck would I need surgery for this? It can’t be that bad. Anyway, I think I’ll just suffer in pain, so if I’m extra bitchy then you have to deal with it. That is all.

But it could be that bad.. if you don’t get it fixed now, it could really mess you up later. It could just be a pinched nerve or something, nothing too huge? If you don’t get it fixed it’s probably not gonna go away... it’ll just get worse. Could it be your wisdom teeth? If those things come in and you don’t see someone, all your teeth can shift around and that probably wouldn’t make you very happy, either..

“I don’t want to come off aggressive to my roommate and start labeling my food but if I come home to no pizza rolls one day I may die. And labeling is a small price to pay for continuing to live, no?”

“You might die? Because of no pizza rolls? Well.. does your roommate want to be the cause of your death? Probably not. I’d say go for it.”

Alright, so: you find a lamp with a genie in it, and you get three wishes. What do you wish for? Go.

Is this like Aladdin? I’d become a princess, have the genie around in case I ever start drowning, and then I’d set the genie free.  Sounds reasonable, I think. 

If you just heard loud girly screaming or squealing of any kind don’t be alarmed, it was just me trying to murder a bug who thought it’d be fun to hide in my shoe..

It wasn’t a poisonous bug, was it...? Your shoe of all places, though... what a heartless little creature. 

I haven’t left my apartment all day. I’ve been living on takeout for the past two days whilst watching re-runs of Dance Moms. Anyone want to come and change my plans? I’m getting sick of watching the same stuff each day.

That sounds like my entire summer.. except I’ve been re-watching the entirety of Gossip Girl. I’d help you, but.. I don’t think I can even help myself. 

My roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on him. 21st century slap in the face, ladies and gentleman.

My mom changed the Netflix password on me once because I wasn’t doing anything else with my life.. he’ll probably thank you, in the long run.

Those two don’t have a nice bone in their body. Yes, I did get to see my brother. I’m very thankful for that. It’s just one step closer to winning him back in court. 

See! That’s what counts. Don’t let the mean people ruin that, then. 

I was granted visitation to see my brother, and when I walk in, the foster parents that kicked me out and filed for a restraining order said it was nice to see me. How bullshit is that? No, no, no, you two faced little sluts, I know what game you’re playing. 

Oh.. maybe they just.. were trying to be nice? I don’t know, that sounds pretty terrible.. but you got to see your brother, right? That’s what really counts, I think. 

There’s this really pretty song that I love called ‘Saturn’ by Sleeping At Last, right? And, like, a minute into it there’s this really beautiful piece of piano, so I thought—right, I’m gonna learn this. So, I sit down at the piano, and I try and learn it and it should be pretty simple, but I keep fading into some really weird, funny tune? Either way, I’m having fun and I think I’ve almost got the whole thing done… I think.

Something is better than nothing. That’s impressive, though, since you’re self taught and everything. I’ve taken lessons and I’m still not good at learning songs by ear... I just have a habit of learning a few notes and then giving up. So, stick with it. You probably have a natural talent for it. 

After sitting through a 21 hour flight, it’s so good to be able to stretch my legs again and be on solid ground. And it feels good to be back here, too. Europe with Kiera was fun, but I missed this place.

21 hour flight? Where the heck in Europe did you go?