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“will make me? i’ve gone out with girls before, and i don’t recall that movie being apart of any part of the relationships. dude you didn’t cry? my gramps was even tearing up.”

“depends on the girl and the relationship you have with her, luckily, i haven’t been forced too much to do that kinda shit. i didn’t, i was a lil’ shaken up though, gotta admit. melanie was literally on the floor like a burrito of tears.”

“I know, I’m already in love with him. It’s going to be hard letting him go. Don’t be a dick, Caleb, someone out there is probably worried sick. Plus, I know you don’t have a dog this cute. You can’t lie to me. Really? You should ask around for me and see if anyone you know is missing him.”

“Shut up, I was kidding, c’mon -- you’re so rude, what if I get a super cute dog one of these days and don’t tell anyone because he’s just too cute? I could help, yes - or just post an insta pic asking, someone will reply.”

“It’s the first day of November, basically Merry Christmas everyone!”

“It’s November, Val -- first I have to worry about not shaving and then everything else.”

“i don’t know and i don’t really care – all i know is that my little sister is crying hysterically and has been for hours. that kid’s going down.”

“ah, he probably pulled a typical douche move on her, you better go and beat the fuck outta the kid. he’ll learn a lesson.”

Since it’s November, does that mean horror movie season is officially over? 

Well, not necessarily, but they won’t play them as often as in october. However, Christmas movies might start like... next week, so get ready for that.

“so after seventeen years, i was finally forced to see the notebook, and not gonna lie, i wasn’t impressed?  very cheesy, very cliche, very predictable. wasn’t a fan. but not gonna lie, i did cry, so it got me there.”

“ah, dude -- were you missing out? definetely not, but then again, every single chick you go out with will make you watch it with you and reenact at least two of the scenes. i didn’t cry, but it did get me thinking.”

“hurt, very hurt –- quite upset, vulnerable. negative things, like, even if it did die, firstly why was the person recording it in the first place? and secondly, why would you post something like that… like, what’s the point? there is literally nothing you could possibly get out of posting a video of an animal dying. does that answer your homework? yeah, well, that’s obviously true because they’re obviously sadistic weirdos if they find pleasure in even seeing something die. i think i’m just going to like –- delete all social media now, it’s gross.”

“princess, calm down. you’re overreacting, just ask someone if thye’ve seen the video or don’t watch it at all. most videos of animals that start like that always end up terribly, anyway.”

i slept for a good sixteen hours last night, ‘s nice to sleep in your own bed after a good week of uncomfortable hospital chairs - not gonna’ lie. plus puppy seemed to have missed me alright, she didn’t leave mine or asher’s side all day. it’s nice to be back home.

i miss your pup and i missed you. how’s your brother doing? how’re you feeling? you can tell next time you dissapear like that, y’know.

“I found this little fella running wild last night, and he looked pretty lost, so I brought him home with me. I’d love to give him back to whoever owns him, but he doesn’t have any tags. He’s not yours, is he? He’s super sweet. If only I was still allowed to bring strays in.”

“Oh my fod, he’s so cute, what the fuck -- I honestly am going to tell you I was gonna say he’s mine just to keep him but then my mom would beat the fuck out of me. He seems familiar, though.”

“i swear to god, i’m going to beat the shit out of this punk who’s messing with my baby sister, ani.”

“woah, but wait -- before you beat the fuck out of them, what happened?”