The Absolute Fucking Worst.

pairing: tangerine x female spy! reader

plot: The twins have been hired for a high risk job, unbeknownst to them that they weren’t the only ones. You just happened to be first.

authors note: i’m really writing something for a mf named TANGERINE. but I loved the movie and I loved his character. Mwah. Let me know if this is too ooc! I love feedback!

Not edited.

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warnings: no smut in this one, potentially part two. language, mentions of blood, violence, they’re assassins idk what you expect tbh, you both fight each other :)

taglist: @jonnae17 @caotica-e-quieta @ashyyslashy @imslimshadey @or1on-writes @robertdowneyhiddlesbatch​ @sweetangerinee @marv3lwhor3 @m00nkn1ghts @hello1276​ @revenstaz​ @deceitfuldevil​n @piechans @stickyllamapersonatree​ @dangoo1o @idk-what-to-name-this127​ @stevebuckysdoll​ @crystal-jack-asripines​ @isuwhw818 @noz4a2​ @dogsandrocketsocks​ @rowen-mp3​

 “Did you seriously knock my brother out with a fryin’ pan?” Tangerine yells out, stopping you in your tracks. The lights of the kitchen flickered on and off, loud music bouncing off the walls from the club outside. 

Lemon lay unconscious behind a counter, his head now sporting a rather nasty mark. Tangerine stood near the exit, one hand on his gun and the other holding a hard drive. His eyebrows were furrowed as glanced between you and his brother. 

Your head tilts to the side as you shrug. “He had a gun and I didn’t, I think he got off easy.” 

pairing: tangerine x female reader

plot: Part Two to All in a Days Work! 

Not edited, I’ll do it later.  

warnings: language, mentions of blood, violence, they’re assassins idk what you expect tbh, Smut! Unprotected* P in V, dirty talk, rough seggs.

taglist: @jonnae17 @caotica-e-quieta @ashyyslashy @imslimshadey @or1on-writes @robertdowneyhiddlesbatch @sweetangerinee @marv3lwhor3 @m00nkn1ghts @hello1276​ @revenstaz​ @deceitfuldevil​n @piechans @stickyllamapersonatree​​ @dangoo1o @idk-what-to-name-this127​ @stevebuckysdoll​ @crystal-jack-asripines​ @isuwhw818 @noz4a22 @dogsandrocketsocks​ @rowen-mp3​ @ivedonemywaiting13​ @queenofstarsanddarkness​ @miraosu​ @mistonk​ @white-wolf-buckaroo​ @rickiisrad​ @duuckyfuzz​ @piechans @chanooopy​ @potentially-kinetic​ @adrienette715​ @feralforfruit​ @mushywutty​ @blackparacosm​ @sugarpenchant​ @justshutupmars​ @cuddlyklaus​

 The bar was lowly lit, the occasional drunk pondering around the place like it was heaven. It smelt of an old wood and spilt alcohol, the occasional stickiness of the countertop making your drink look less appetising. A dingy place like this meant no cameras, no security and no angry men with guns. 

It was nice. 

So @fruits1ut had the incredibly funny and correct thought that this would make an excellent audio clip and I've been plagued by this knowledge ever since, and I'm also impatient as hell

How come I have yet to see a fic MENTION TANGERINE HAS FLIPPIN ARM TATTOOS?! I rewatched it today and his left arm he has a falcon/eagle tattoo and I never got a good shot of the right that allowed me to piece it together. Idk if that’s just the actors request or if it’s purposeful but I HOPE TO GOD it’s character driven .

I brought my friend who was not understanding my obsession and the second he walked out and flicked the cigarette she went “he’s not for me but fuck I get it now”

Sailors would get them so that if they drowned, their soul would be lifted up out of the water to heaven.

Tangerine is canonically a bad swimmer, change my mind.

How come I have yet to see a fic MENTION TANGERINE HAS FLIPPIN ARM TATTOOS?! I rewatched it today and his left arm he has a falcon/eagle tattoo and I never got a good shot of the right that allowed me to piece it together. Idk if that’s just the actors request or if it’s purposeful but I HOPE TO GOD it’s character driven .

I brought my friend who was not understanding my obsession and the second he walked out and flicked the cigarette she went “he’s not for me but fuck I get it now”

Sailors would get them so that if they drowned, their soul would be lifted up out of the water to heaven.

Tangerine is canonically a bad swimmer, change my mind.